jesus tits and a half

Meaning holy shit or oh my gosh but at a whole new extreme

Jesus tits and a half you neeed to settle that skanktron down

by joshyboi November 17, 2013

half lennon

to spill someone else's drink, as a direct consequence of your own action

ben threw a ball and knocked over his Nan's can of V, he didnt think he had "pulled a lennon", but had infact pulled a "half lennon"

by bob denbers December 10, 2009

Dominican Half Nelson

When you squeeze a girl so hard that her large intestines fall out and you cut some off to make a condom and fuck your first cousin with it. The key is that it will rip and you get to cum inside her. Or him I don’t judge.

Jeff: Hey mom do you have a victim for me to give a Dominican half nelson to. Me and the old cuzzo feel a lil aroused and I want to go ham.
Mom: Oh sure honey try giving Mrs.Nelson a ring. I’m sure she wouldn’t mind.

by J_Dubz December 16, 2024

Half Life 2: Episode 3

It's real It's real It's real It's real It's real It's real It's real It's real It's real It's real It's real It's real It's real It's real It's real It's real It's real It's real It's real It's real It's real It's real It's real It's real It's real It's real It's real It's real It's real It's real It's real It's real It's real

half life 2: episode 3 is soooo cool

by Gerald joey genkins October 24, 2023

Half stepping

When you got to have everything you need, leave no bread crumbs.

When your hair not done or you don’t have what you need for an event “I can’t be half stepping”.

by Somebodylmhy December 08, 2020

half cheese

half of a grilled cheese sandwich, or an open face grilled cheese sandwich. also called cheese toast.

i just made the best half cheese, i used cheddar and provolone.

by cinnamonrollcrunch November 18, 2022

half-sneezer

noun: when a male ejaculates onto the upper lip of his sex partner in such a way as to place the semen below and, ideally partially in just one nostril.

Dude I came on her face, but she doesn't dig that shit so she turned her head at the last minute and I ended up giving her a half-sneezer. She was pissed! Funny as FUCK!

by archangel77777 October 05, 2011