Keep it real

keeping it real: ‘^ present tense for full of shit - example man walks into friends apartment and says: “ Yo… I’mma keep it real, red doesn’t look good on you.”… then later leaves and hops into his busted ass Toyota Camry.

^^* keeping it real - last used in a cool way in 2012.

^^^* keep it real - to be so full of themselves that they believe their perception is the standard for reality. Be prepared to be blessed with tactless honesty.

“Yo imma keep it real, you sister is fine AF.”

by Rill Recognize Rill December 7, 2023

Slept real good

How you well you sleep and feel after you take part in the action of sleeping with Mike

Gurl I was with went to bed with Mike and I slept real good last night

by Mikeyjr February 15, 2024

Real Man

Yes it's the no true Scottsmen fallacy but it's ALSO the solipsism I've been talking about.

Hym "And it's implicit in the term 'real man,' Meg. You husband is MORE real to you and the other men are LESS real. If your husband's cock fat? Because that is why you think he's more. Your marriage is a solipsistic dyad."

by Hym Iam March 2, 2025

Real

Realness refers to a person's authenticity and genuineness, where they stay true to themselves and express their true emotions and beliefs without pretense. It involves being honest, sincere, and embracing one's unique qualities just like Juugee.
Real doesn't define Juugee, Juugee defines real. No cap.

"Juugee stands as the unshakable embodiment of realness on the earth."
"Even reality falls weak in front of Juugee."
"Reality waits for no man. Unless that man is Juugee."
"Juu's jokes are so real that reality is a joke to him."
"Өдөр шөнө ээлжлэн, өнөөдөр маргааш болж хувирахад, "Жүү" л өөрчлөгддөггүй. Энэ үнэн."

by uyanjin October 24, 2023

Real

Real is a caring, calm, and loving man. He is faithful to his girlfriend or wife and always thinks about her Everytime of the day. He never gets tired of his girl. He is a fast-learner and could understand one's situation easily. Real is a wonderful man, a good sibling and son.

"I don't want you as my boyfriend, you're not Real. "

by aurelia. oncipen May 16, 2022

real nibba hours

The time when shit go down

Marx: Remember when we called a restaurant and ordered shit, but never paid?
Stalin: That was some real nibba hours.

by Venomsterr May 23, 2018

real

an expression, similar to "no way", often used in the context of referential or post-modern internet humor. it can also be tacked on after a proper noun when pointing out resemblance to a person or character.

Joe: posts photo of a cardinal holy shit dude angry bird
Steve: real

Bob: posts image of a jumbo-sized tennis ball
Dave: Holy shit bfb tennis ball real

by TSwany August 9, 2022