Receiving oral sex from someone while on the toilet, while you take a nasty dump, jizzing in the toilet, and taking the person by the back of their head and putting it in the toilet. Proceeding to then flush the toilet.
by Cr@zy Edd!e January 05, 2010
Joe: Dude, that blind date you set me up with was kinky.
James: How?
Joe: She gave me a Lithuanian mountain pie smash on her own.
James: How?
Joe: She gave me a Lithuanian mountain pie smash on her own.
by Mountainsmasher June 16, 2011
To say “Goodbye” among friends or “I love you” to someone who you are starting to date without actually saying those three words of commitment or just not to be cheese.
Note: This needs to be used between two people. One saying pie and the other cake.
Note: This needs to be used between two people. One saying pie and the other cake.
Piece of Pie/Piece of Cake
Amanda: Girl, you got this! I gotta take this call. Piece of Pie!
Andrea: You are the best. Piece of cake!
Amanda: Girl, you got this! I gotta take this call. Piece of Pie!
Andrea: You are the best. Piece of cake!
by CLo from Da Block October 29, 2018
A vile sexual act where you take a dump on the floor and smear your buttocks on the steaming pile of fecal matter before sitting on your partner's face.
by Poon Assassin01 April 08, 2022
Biggest fucking pussy pussy you ever did fucking see. Like It’s stank hits like 18 wheels of steel matted down I5 like nobodies business into the donut shop if there was one... you see now that’s a Menlo Park Muff Pie
About the size of a city you forget exists
About the size of a city you forget exists
by Bigger Fish 2 Fry December 09, 2020
This is when you are flirting with the opposite sex and you want to get their attention to have a bang, you say "hey, fancy a piece of my pie? Its moist and delicious".
by pie_faceblabla17 January 10, 2017
When u have sex with a girl and she squirts into a tube then the guy jizzes in a tube and then u add vodka too it and they both drink it
by Michealle Pogg April 13, 2011