if she was chocolate she'd eat herself

used to describe a girl who thinks she's all that!

" my god, just look at her, if she was chocolate she'd eat herself"

by jamboree08 May 28, 2008

eating my chicken noodle soup

When sumone tries and take the credit for sumthing you have done.

You take the trash out and your brother tries and take the credit for it. Damn, bro. Why you eating my chicken noodle soup...

by el poppa drano August 26, 2007

Your Son Can't Eat Wheat

Something you yell at people randomly as you are driving down the street. Watch the reaction, but try not to crash.

Hey your son can't eat wheat or multi grain cereals because wheat is a major component.

by Heywood Jablowmie August 3, 2004

eat spaghetti to forgetti your regretti

Eat some spaghetti to forget your regret –

“Bro, I called my BFF stupid, she threw our friendship necklace down a bridge and said our friendship means nothing.“
“Eat spaghetti to forgetti your regretti.“

by K o o k i e July 13, 2020

Eat someone out of house and home

to eat everything that someone has in the house

eat someone out of house and home
The entire football team came over and ate poor Sally out of house and home.

by XDowo August 22, 2017

National eat Jaylen’s ass day

National eat Jaylen’s ass day is a day where you find someone with the name of Jaylen and eat there ass. PERIODT POOH.

Person 1: eats a random Jaylen’s ass
Jaylen: why are you eating my ass? This kinda feels good.
Person: well it’s national eat Jaylen’s ass day silly

by Goonking June 21, 2019

fuck bitches eat frosted flakes

A motto for when one has a love for Frosted Flakes just as much as one loves fucking bitches.

Person 1: "Hey, how are those Frosted Flakes tasting?"
Person 2: "About as good as pussy. You know what I say, FUCK BITCHES EAT FROSTED FLAKES!"

by anus_tickler January 25, 2015