Douche Swag

The swag one entitles after being a douche bag for a long period of time. Also known as Douche Swagger

Charles: Wow why is Biff being such a douche bag tonight?
Frederick: Oh thats nothing new Biff has got that Douche Swag.

by Young Don23 August 13, 2012

Douche Kebob

An unbelievable IDIOT. I find I use it most in reference to MY BOSS.

He is an unbelievable DOUCHE KEBOB for saying that to me

by Sy Bone ya March 7, 2011

douche hydrant

Term that describes one that is a douche, douche bag, douche nozzle, jackass, fucker, asshole, etc.

Person 1: That guy was such a douche
Person 2: Yeah, a big one too, pretty much a douche hydrant all around.

by Junta December 17, 2006

Douche Squad

Another term for a group of douche bags.

"Here comes the douche squad from Arizona."

by Dudes Night September 5, 2006

Douche Pipe

The high-brass instrument commonly referred to as the trumpet

Gary over there plays the tuba.
What about James?
That fag? He plays the douche pipe.

by BlckAlchmst March 7, 2010

douche cookie

The defintion of douche cookie is rather simple, it is basicly the same as calling someone a duche bag.

A duche cookie can also be used to describe the remnints of douching.

In this senario, Jack is a senior in high school that plays Uno and Magic at lunch in the cafiteria for fun. Sierra is a pretty popular girl who thinks Jack is pathetic.

Sierra: "God Jack, whats your problem, your such a little fucking douche cookie!"

by LucidNightmare July 22, 2010

Douche Meat

A person who is a jock or hard ass who think they are cool by the car they have and or job they have.

Hey john over there sure is a douche meat showing off his new car.

by Fat Ass McBlobicus December 23, 2006