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college

hell...... simple and to the point. The amount of sleep on a daily basis is the bare minimum, the food they serve is shitty, I have $20 in my bank account, and when it is all over..... I'll be paying off these shitty loans for the rest of my life.
Friend: Hey can you take my shift at the movie theater tomorrow?
Me: Sorry I can't im going to college, literal hell.
by PleaseEndThis February 16, 2022
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Hope valley college

A place filled with smokers, cruelty and inadequate teachers. Also cannabis hidden in each bathroom ceiling
Hope valley college, where neglected children go to suffer”
by anonymous June 8, 2022
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newman college

a school in churchlands, perth in western australia, this school has mixed emotions, sometimes very including and accepting of you, but sometimes it could be worse than facebook after an episode of game of thrones
wow! he is like newman college
by JK Y THO? May 13, 2016
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British International college

Not bad tbf. But teacher qabile needs to chill out with all dat touching. And Mr ochieng wallahi get off my case
Abdullah:yo there was some tall somali Qatari guy caressing my shoulders

Jama:nah dats just macalin qabile, he's from British International college, he's like that
by nugzda51st July 6, 2025
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oakton community college

A school in des plaines, lots of faggots but the chicken pesto slaps hard broski. Also a math professor here doesn't speak english bruh. a lotta fat ppl also

lots of jews and lots of muslims so it's kinda fun to watch them fight over palestine. tree hugger teacher in the humanities department. He thinks rivers are people.

They have a lake u can fish but people are too much of fags to do it

one chick that looks like dora that hits on every guy at school
Guy one (that's probably a tranny): I go to oakton community college

sucks to suck
by outrageousrickyxoxo February 22, 2024
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so college

When you are just too college for everyone else.
Person 1: "I just asked coach if he wants my ketchup bottle"
Person 2: "That's so college"
by pablobuyskicks September 22, 2021
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College ELA

A literal scam that is designed to waste your time and money. Once you pass English 9, you know literally everything you could possibly know about ELA (You know enough to survive after passing English 6). At least English 10, English 11, and English 12 are free... but College ELA? That is some bullshit you have to pay for. No thank you, I'll go take French 3 instead.
College ELA is a scam and a massive waste of time
by Sanae Katagiri April 5, 2022
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