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lolage not college

Don’t stress about school just enjoy it whilst it lasts
Science is stressing me out “,”lolage not college
by suiifeon September 18, 2020
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Northwest College

Supposedly a College in northern and possibly even western Wyoming. many people attend Northwest to prepare their bodies for the reality of leaving the simulation. through means of alcohol poisoning and parental disappointment.
"yeah man I went to Northwest College."

"hmmmmmm that explains the DUI."
by Mildly upset Max February 11, 2019
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Adela College

A small, baccalaureate women's college in poor state West Virginia that offers merely 2 degrees, 1 club, and a library with only 30 books and 3 divisions.
Human resource: Are you a college graduate?
Young woman: Yes, I attended Adela College
by Miss Scotta June 10, 2021
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San pedro college basic education department

A place where it's filled with uwu pick mes and overpriced cheese bread with 90% bread, 9% air and 1% cheese. Here you either pee in the nasty non-flushed toilets or pee just outside the school yard.
"Hey you go to San pedro college basic education department?"
"No"
"You're so cool."
by ilikemilo October 8, 2021
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College Soup

A bowl of water with ice in it.
College Student 1: What are you going to have for lunch?
College Student 2: I'm going to have college soup; it's all I can afford.
by AdeptMusician November 17, 2022
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St josephs college

A school located in crown point, full of neeks, ugly fuckboys and dead ballers. They act like they run point and are on smoke but in reality they’re all nerds.
Jessica: have you heard of St josephs college?

Amira: yh my girl got played by some boy from there. Idek how he had the confidence to do that when he’s clapped 🤮
by FuckStJosephs January 10, 2020
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oakton community college

A school in des plaines, lots of faggots but the chicken pesto slaps hard broski. Also a math professor here doesn't speak english bruh. a lotta fat ppl also

lots of jews and lots of muslims so it's kinda fun to watch them fight over palestine. tree hugger teacher in the humanities department. He thinks rivers are people.

They have a lake u can fish but people are too much of fags to do it

one chick that looks like dora that hits on every guy at school
Guy one (that's probably a tranny): I go to oakton community college

sucks to suck
by outrageousrickyxoxo February 22, 2024
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