Birthday God

The God who comes around once a year, staying as long as he wants, to make your Birthday or Birthday Week bomb as fuck by giving you random perks.

Omg the cashier at tacobell just gave me my whole meal for free. Thank you birthday god!

It hasn't rained for my whole birthday week in SEATTLE, Birthday God must love me.

I must have been extra good this year because Birthday God just got me a free Hot Air Balloon ride tomorrow morning

My religion is the Birthday God.

by Aquamarineee September 8, 2012

God 8

A sex position in which the more dominant male licks at the submissives rim, while the submissive preforms oral on the dominant. Much like the '69'. Can also be just another word for 'rimming'.

"Jonny, what did you do with your boyfriend last night?"
"Oh, we did the God 8. Never felt so pleasured in my life."

by GenuinlyGay August 28, 2013

gods cock

The cock of God.

Gods cock is so shinny you’ll go blind if you look at it.

by Pezkal April 26, 2020

Ramble god

A person that talks on too much for random stuff and on off topic tuff

Ay bro i woke up and walked my fish while folding the dishes

shut up you are an annoying ramble god

by GOOGAARUUUUEEEE August 24, 2022

elio the god

HOT AS GUCK MAN LIKE DUDE PLEASE MARRY ME ON THE FUCKING SPOT

(also please kiss me <3)

idk elio the god is hot af

by pebbls November 21, 2021

Defy god

When you take your hormone pills.
(Based off of a tweet by a trans person)

Person 1: Did you forget to defy god this morning?
Person 2: Oh thanks for telling me I forgot to!

by a guy named Hashbrown March 27, 2022

God Son

He is a monkey

There is a god son climbing a tree

by Ratio Master February 10, 2022