A quote that is used by Legs a character from the simpsons, threatening somone to beat him up in the gut
What's the matter you?
You ain't so big.
Me and him are gonna whack-a you in Labonza or gut
Get in my way and i'll whack you in the Labonza
You ain't so big.
Me and him are gonna whack-a you in Labonza or gut
Get in my way and i'll whack you in the Labonza
by MeshueRay March 6, 2017
Get the Get in my way and i'll whack you in the Labonzamug. retardancy
person 1 : sigma gyatt ohio rizz when skibidi sigma attacks the svinka and creeper in oklahoma and then they goon their way out of there
their mom : i should've put you up for adoption
their mom : i should've put you up for adoption
by ruben.notfound June 18, 2024
Get the sigma gyatt ohio rizz when skibidi sigma attacks the svinka and creeper in oklahoma and then they goon their way out of theremug. A legendary act of filthy roadside debauchery carried out with complete disregard for hygiene, common sense, or the laws of man and nature. Born in the grungy parking lots of AutoZone and Harbor Freight, the Alamosa Way is what happens when passion meets pollution—and no one brought protection, pride, or even pants.
To “go Alamosa Way” means digging up a sun-baked, pre-used condom from the gravel near a leaky transmission fluid puddle, slapping it on (inside out, backwards—who cares?), and proceeding to perform a backseat ballet of industrial-strength regret. Bonus points if someone gets smacked in the face afterward with the rubber relic like it’s some sort of greasy ceremonial ribbon.
Witnesses have reported side effects such as:
• Temporary blindness
• Spontaneous tire fires
• An overwhelming desire to scream “DO IT FOR DALE!” mid-thrust
• A spiritual visit from a raccoon with a wrench
The full Alamosa Way experience includes:
1. A broken-down Ford Focus with no working AC
2. The faint scent of stale vape juice, expired beef jerky, and gear oil
3. A “condom” that may or may not be a balloon animal from a gas station birthday party
4. Emotional damage that lingers like the scent of burnt clutch
Local legends say: The first Alamosa Way was performed during a solar eclipse, and to this day, the oil stain where it happened still glows under blacklight.
To “go Alamosa Way” means digging up a sun-baked, pre-used condom from the gravel near a leaky transmission fluid puddle, slapping it on (inside out, backwards—who cares?), and proceeding to perform a backseat ballet of industrial-strength regret. Bonus points if someone gets smacked in the face afterward with the rubber relic like it’s some sort of greasy ceremonial ribbon.
Witnesses have reported side effects such as:
• Temporary blindness
• Spontaneous tire fires
• An overwhelming desire to scream “DO IT FOR DALE!” mid-thrust
• A spiritual visit from a raccoon with a wrench
The full Alamosa Way experience includes:
1. A broken-down Ford Focus with no working AC
2. The faint scent of stale vape juice, expired beef jerky, and gear oil
3. A “condom” that may or may not be a balloon animal from a gas station birthday party
4. Emotional damage that lingers like the scent of burnt clutch
Local legends say: The first Alamosa Way was performed during a solar eclipse, and to this day, the oil stain where it happened still glows under blacklight.
She said she was into outdoorsy stuff… so I took her behind Harbor Freight and gave her the full Alamosa Way. She hasn’t spoken to me since, but the crows won’t leave my car alone.
by XSP8 July 7, 2025
Get the Alamosa Waymug. A passive aggressive , non emotional, smug faced, disrespecting, narcistictial, meth junkie CUNT that couple hops in search of meth fueld 3 way Fuck bangs
Yo so I was really starting to like Illy, but once I discovered she was the one that the phrase J-way originated from....I WAS LIKE ✌️🖕🖕🖕🖕
by Who am i? Me im jus me.. February 24, 2024
Get the J-waymug. by young failure August 10, 2017
Get the Wizzy Waymug. by Outheresc January 18, 2023
Get the Waymug. 'how do i look'
'waiii'
'waiii'
by iloveblackgiirlz October 3, 2023
Get the waimug.