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who is cutting onions

Markiplier and Ethan are cutting onions next to each other and they are crying. They are asking '' who is cutting onions? ''. Then they realise that they are cutting onions and they start to argue.
'' Who is cutting onions? '' I am cutting onions. You are cutting onions, no you are cutting onions you liar.
by aeron67 December 3, 2022
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Cut the cake

To get married. Typically one of the first things newlyweds do at their wedding reception is cut a slice of cake. Rednecks force the resulting slice into each other’s pie hole.
Guy: “I love that lyric in Fire Lake where the uncle’s afraid to do coke.”

Other guy: “Dude, you think every metaphor in a rock song is about drugs or sex. Uncle Joe was afraid to get married. He didn’t want to cut the cake at a wedding you stoner.”
by cakehole6 April 27, 2024
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Cut the show

to tell someone to quit playing; to knock it off
person1: “im abt to take a shower
person2: “without me?”
person1: cut the show ..
by cuttheshower January 14, 2024
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fresh cut ass

Wordplay on fresh cut grass, it is when someone rips ass, but it smells oddly pleasant.
Dale just farted, that’s some fresh cut ass.

Looks like Ava ripped fresh cut ass.
by OilySaltine July 9, 2022
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bump cuts

Playing music loudly, ideally on some nice speakers.
Yo, I just finished work...come through with some bud and let's bump cuts, I got the new RTJ album on wax!
by sfweedman August 28, 2020
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cutful

if you are cutful you can get annoyed at someone easily.
Jessie is very cutful.
by Gavin "Eddy" Hastings March 26, 2004
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Cut the Muff

In short, to cut off poor quality audio.

To "cut" something means to remove or eliminate it and "muff" is short for muffle or muffled. In this case it is in reference to audio.

The idiom "Cut the Muff" is an amusing way to tell someone that their mic or audio output is muffled or unclear.
"Very muffley, very cutty. Cutty muff. Cut the muff." - Timmaaay (Obsolete Punx)
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