Tea Session

When Remy invites you back to his house and slowly but surely brings you to climax via a series of erotic massages.

Hey man I wish Remy explained what a tea session was before I went over to his place.

by Ratatouille_pledge69 September 26, 2021

North Dakota Tea Time

The act of pouring scolding hot tea into a woman's vagina or anus and drinking it.

Marshall: Dude I gave Janet a North Dakota Tea Time last night
Chris: That's disgusting

by CaptainIceman December 22, 2015

Tea

Being a little slow and be called a goofball

Your acting tea right now

Your so tea

by Preston m m June 21, 2025

Matcha Tea

Put boiling hot water and a bag of weed in a persons mouth

Some guy pissed me off so fucking badly I gave him matcha tea (he screamed like a bitch)

by Rotten_Cum September 4, 2021

weed tea bag

when a man lathers his ball sack in Cannabis oil or other Cannabis infused edible substance and their partner licks or sucks it off.

The neighbour gave me a weed tea bag and it didn't work.

by Sduvvy August 8, 2023

Clock that tea

To remind or let someone know the truth of a topic or situation that one may have gotten confused or misjudged. Basically another statement for “Get it right, don’t get it twisted.”

Girl 1: Y’all hoes be paying $500 for hair bundles with installation, y’all dumb as hell.

Girl 2: Well, bitch all I rock is Brazilian and Remy plus I can afford it, is you mad hoe?
You must wear synthetic.

Girl 3 to Girl 2: Clock that tea sis!

by GhettoMFBreakfast March 3, 2025

Tea

A warm, fuzzy and heartfelt feeling.
K.B.

“Aah, the day felt like tea, man.”
“I spent the day with tea.”

by Auntie Kaybee April 28, 2022