Oh, yes, I was really just sooooo miserable while I was fucking all of the women but NOW... NOW I've learned my lesson, guys. I see now that what EVERYONE should want... Is just one... That's what we should all do from now on, right guys? We should all just agree to just not do the thing I did... Because it was soooo bad for ME AND WOMEN... I just didn't understand! Right!? I just didn't get it but now I DO get it and I was just oh so sad... Now that I'm dome doing it we should just all agree to not do the thing I was just now doing a minute ago, right? I was such a fucking scumbag... For doing that... You don't want to be a scumbag, do you? I mean, I'm not anymore because I improved... You know you should probably improve too, right? I was just oh so bad for doing that... BUT NOT ANYMORE! Not anymore... Now I'm fine... But it was just oh so bad for me to do that... YOU definitely shouldn't want or do that because then you're an evil psychopath, right Jordan? Right? But I'm not a psychopath anymore am I Jordan? Even though I was just there doing the thing that the you said makes people a psychopath, right? The thing that never changes or goes away? I was doing that but now I stop so Jordan will let me hook myself up to his trough... Right Jordan? Isn't it terrible the thing I was just doing there a second ago? No one should seek to do the thing I just did because it's just so bad... Come on guys! We can all improve together! We can all stop doing the thing I was doing!
Fat-cock former atheist convert "I was fucking all of the women... But I was just, uh, oh so miserable but now I've learned my lesson, guys"
Hym "Yeahyeah, I've heard it all before dipshit. It's the same fucking story for all of you. It's like a fucking incantation. Say the magic words and you're absolved of your sins. I'm supposed to sit here and fucking praise you for doing a thing that you now think is wrong. 'He's so humble now (and not before)! He really has learned his lesson!' 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 And this is where Jordan chimes in with his bitch-ass and says 'Now, you can't fucking say you wouldn't have done the thing so something-something wisdom so you have to forgive him now because something-something incest cult' We hate excuses... Except when we can get a charlatan to make them for us. Then are excuse are all that matter, right? I make excuses? Bad. He does a thing that is bad. Here comes captain fucking delusions of authority 'Something-something excuses for this fucking guy' like a fucking cuck. Daddy steps in to save his fucking fat-cock son. Whatever, right? Just shut up and do the fucking incest ritual with the whore he fucking reemed out."
Hym "Yeahyeah, I've heard it all before dipshit. It's the same fucking story for all of you. It's like a fucking incantation. Say the magic words and you're absolved of your sins. I'm supposed to sit here and fucking praise you for doing a thing that you now think is wrong. 'He's so humble now (and not before)! He really has learned his lesson!' 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 And this is where Jordan chimes in with his bitch-ass and says 'Now, you can't fucking say you wouldn't have done the thing so something-something wisdom so you have to forgive him now because something-something incest cult' We hate excuses... Except when we can get a charlatan to make them for us. Then are excuse are all that matter, right? I make excuses? Bad. He does a thing that is bad. Here comes captain fucking delusions of authority 'Something-something excuses for this fucking guy' like a fucking cuck. Daddy steps in to save his fucking fat-cock son. Whatever, right? Just shut up and do the fucking incest ritual with the whore he fucking reemed out."
by Hym Iam March 2, 2024
Get the I was fucking all of the women... But I was just, uh, oh so miserable but now I've learned my lesson, guysmug. When you can't do something
by Nohj_Nasom-23/45 August 22, 2020
Get the So Can't Imug. by 😊r bun DICK tio nery😊 August 16, 2020
Get the So wah happenedmug. 1. Used to change the subject of an awkward/uncomfortable conversation
2. Used to continue a conversation when there was a pause/distraction
3. Used to communicate that you don’t really give a damn about something someone says
4. There’s a lot of other things but I’m too lazy to add them lmao
2. Used to continue a conversation when there was a pause/distraction
3. Used to communicate that you don’t really give a damn about something someone says
4. There’s a lot of other things but I’m too lazy to add them lmao
Example number one:
Person 1: Hello
Person 2: Hi. Did you wash your hands just now? Corona, you know?
Person 1: …
Person 2: *raises eyebrows* …
Person 1: so do you like cats-
Example 2:
Person 1: Hi! Did you know a group of jellyfish is called a smack?
Person 2: And a group of rhinos is called a crash!
Person 3: A group of armadillos is called a roll!
Person 1: And a group of bunnies is a fluffle!
Person 4: OH MY GOSH- *slips on a banana peel and falls face first on the ground*
Person 1: *turns and stares* …
Person 2: *turns and stares*
Person 3: *turns and looks* …you okay? *helps Person 4*
Person 2: …
Person 1: …
Person 2: A group of ravens is called an unkindness! Or a conspiracy!
Example three:
Person 1: Hey so I’m moving away to a different state
Person 2: … s o ?
Person 1: You don’t care, do you? Wow, what a good friend…
i doubt anyone’s gonna read this but meh-
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Person 1: Hello
Person 2: Hi. Did you wash your hands just now? Corona, you know?
Person 1: …
Person 2: *raises eyebrows* …
Person 1: so do you like cats-
Example 2:
Person 1: Hi! Did you know a group of jellyfish is called a smack?
Person 2: And a group of rhinos is called a crash!
Person 3: A group of armadillos is called a roll!
Person 1: And a group of bunnies is a fluffle!
Person 4: OH MY GOSH- *slips on a banana peel and falls face first on the ground*
Person 1: *turns and stares* …
Person 2: *turns and stares*
Person 3: *turns and looks* …you okay? *helps Person 4*
Person 2: …
Person 1: …
Person 2: A group of ravens is called an unkindness! Or a conspiracy!
Example three:
Person 1: Hey so I’m moving away to a different state
Person 2: … s o ?
Person 1: You don’t care, do you? Wow, what a good friend…
i doubt anyone’s gonna read this but meh-
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by ifyoucanreadthisgoodforyou August 25, 2021
Get the somug. What a girl tells you when you do something nice for her. You think that she's into you so you ask her "the question." Only for her to tell you that you're like a brother to her. So you kys.
by HugeBigLargeBig December 12, 2023
Get the You're so sweetmug. by Bingbingshhhbong November 11, 2019
Get the Tee hee I’m so quirkymug. Hym "So... No? Damn... Well now I'm actually sad...☹️"
Iam "What's got you down chum?"
Hym "Nothing is ever the way I want it to be... ☹️"
Iam ".... Wait... You don't mean... Aw come on! That's so vulgar! You're so embarrassing sometimes! God!"
Hym "I'm sad enough as it is! You don't have to salt the wound!"
Iam "The wound is you being a pervert!"
Hym ☹️🙇🙍🥺
Iam "What's got you down chum?"
Hym "Nothing is ever the way I want it to be... ☹️"
Iam ".... Wait... You don't mean... Aw come on! That's so vulgar! You're so embarrassing sometimes! God!"
Hym "I'm sad enough as it is! You don't have to salt the wound!"
Iam "The wound is you being a pervert!"
Hym ☹️🙇🙍🥺
by Hym Iam June 5, 2022
Get the So... No?mug.