Fantasy Football Snake

Fantasy football snakes are the lowest of the low. They are the guys who take advantage of drunken transactions and trick first-year players into making questionable trades, all for the betterment of their team.

Snake traders usually begin the fantasy football season strong, but shortly enough karma catches them and their team begins to dismantle until they fall just shy of playoffs.

Victim: "Hey man! What do you think about this trade Yusef convinced me on? I'll give him Darren Waller for one of his defenses and the starting kicker for the Bengals! Pretty good trade right?!"

Bystander: " Are you kidding me? That is a horrible trade. Do NOT take that trade. Geez... Yusef is such a fantasy football snake. I bet he's lurking the waiver wire too for drunken mistakes. Unreal!!"

by Hectorino November 27, 2021

Oiling the snake

The act of lubing one's penis for manual stimulation or sexual intercourse.

I don't like to jerk off dry so I'm oiling the snake.

by CallMeBB November 24, 2024

snake drift

snake drift is sliding a penis across anything, like a face, table , carpet, etc.

Guy1: "Yo, I snake drifted across Brittany face last night"
Guy2: "Dude, how was it?"
Guy1: "It was amazing bro. You should try it"

by Syndicatelive24 January 28, 2021

Hillbilly white snake

A hillbillies penis.

And then I asked her. " Wanna see my hillbilly white snake?"

by Sachmoe1021 August 24, 2021

Snake Strangler

A person who strangles a mans snake, possibly even a fake dyke

Hey did you hear that girl Bri is a snake strangler?

by catsharage August 22, 2020

Silent Snake

When ur playing naked twister and something accidentally goes in

Guy: Left foot on green
Girl: WoOaAh
Guy: You’ve just been silent snaked

by silent snakes July 28, 2019

on a snake in the sea

1. Lost or hopeless, with no sense of direction.

2. Stuck or abandoned.

Toby is on a snake in the sea when it comes to ordering poké bowls for lunch. He'll stand in line for hours trying to make up his mind.

by juiceco January 12, 2017