The Sloppy Potato

A much-disputed sex act. The only agreed-upon definitions include the use of a potato peeler and the stipulation that at least one of the participants hasn't showered for at least 2 days.

Brad is such a dirtbag; he tried to get me to do the Sloppy Potato last night.

by Beary White January 21, 2020

stfu sloppy

a way to tell sloppy to shut the fuck up already

alex: stfu sloppy
sloppy; gimmie cock
alex: :Flushed:
fire n timin : :sodaGAY: stfu

by fokandrew October 28, 2020

jamaican sloppy joe

When someone takes a shit and rubs there asshole on your nose without whipping there ass

I just Jamaican sloppy joed your mom

by The Jamaican sloppy joe December 28, 2020

The Sloppy Hopper Ride

Reverse Cowgirl, while taking a dump sitting on a dirty Portapotty toilet.

I took her the the John and she started giving me The Sloppy Hopper Ride

by TrueSloppyHoppee May 21, 2021

Alaskan sloppy joe

An Alaskan sloppy joe is when 3 people are invoked in an orgy. The flattest girls are on the top and bottom while the fatest is in the middle.

Ayo that girl had an Alaskan sloppy joe yesterday!!

by Boiwhathehellboi June 26, 2021

The sloppy gag off

Whe a girl and her partner Goes in to to doggy style and the cums on the back on the other partner and licks it off there back

I about to the sloppy gag off to girl

by Joey the big October 28, 2021

impossible sloppy

a meat substitute served in the cafeteria of Interlochen arts camp. also a common nickname for oral sex. ingredients include: ground plant based "meat", onion, tomato soup, mustard, brown sugar, chili powder, salt, pepper, garlic, thyme, ketchup, and green chili

Greg: "Where is Noah?"
Jake: "I don't know, but last time I checked he was getting an impossible sloppy from Chloe in the practice cabins."

by user5130000000000000 December 26, 2021