Rape-a-dape

Rape, but happier. Can also be used when playing video games as an insult.

"Stop screaming baby, we can both be happy! This is juust Rape-a-dape!"

"Greenberg I just rape-a-daped you with my SMGs. Bitch!"

by RagMeRock December 3, 2004

Brick rape

The insertion of a large clay brick into the rectum of a man. If entered into a woman, it is known as flashlight. That's cool. It bleeds sometimes, watch out. She squeals in pain, and we say "Oopsies!"

Guy 1- "Dude, I just totatlly brick raped that guy!"
Guy 2- "Dude, that's awesome! I just flashlighted Mary Margaret!"
Guy 1- "High five!"
*They high-five*
Guy 1- "All right!"
Guy 2- (while clapping) "Hehehehehehe!"

by Johnson Mcsquiggle August 29, 2005

Brainial Rape

1.) When you fuck a girl through the ear and it goes out the other ear

2.) While the girl gives you head and you fuck her brain

I just brainial raped my wife

by Kittenwilson January 21, 2021

pre rape

The act of planning to rape someone before actually raping

Hey Leon let's go get drunk as fuck and pre rape

by Lean machine May 22, 2016

State Rape

When the state takes your Federal Tax return.

Missouri State Raped me

by 4ChanAnon March 2, 2015

gazer rape

When a man (any man) looks at woman (any woman) for any reason he is committing gazer rape. Gazer rape is the unwanted regard of a male who is obviously imagining having sexual intercourse with the woman. Many women consider gazer rape to be as violent and harmful as physical rape. The only known defences against gazer rape are forced blindness or covering oneself from head to toe in a shapeless garb. Note that the cover option is neither controversial nor oppressive: several hundreds of millions of women worldwide willingly embrace such clothing to avoid gazer rape.

Her: Officer, he gazer raped me!
Officer: But he's blind.
Her: Yes. Now he is.

by Azuxaekzixael November 29, 2017

Shop-Rape

What Hollister does to you. They get you lost in a dark forest of plants and fabric. Then they render your senses useless by shining bright light in your eyes and blaring loud pop music in your ears. Finally, they choke you by forcing you to inhale the poisonous fumes they call "fragrance". You eventually pass out and awake in a small white room with a mirror or two, naked and moneyless. Surrounded by clothes you never wanted.

Amanda: OMIGOSH, I THINK I'VE BEEN SHOP-RAPED!
Claire: Did you go into Hollister again?!?
Amanda: It was on a dare :(
Claire: Well at least you've learned your lesson :/

by iHateHollister November 29, 2010