Poop Rally

A pep rally but with poop

Hey, wanna eat some poop at the poop rally?

by 1234567890abcdefghij July 19, 2020

poop of peace

taking a poop right before an exam to let out out stress

Hey are you ready for this final?

Yeah but I got to take a poop of peace first

by poopofpeace May 14, 2021

Poop spoon

Name for someone who is utterly incapable of being intelligent

John got a 37% in PE. What a poop spoon.

by Mongoman42069 February 4, 2021

Uterus Poop

It is a horrid term i said by accident when pregnant Fiance said she felt flutters, I said sounds like poop, she said its flutters In uterus, so I said then its uterus poop, so now that it means unborn child.

This uterus poop is going to be expensive...

by ItzPutney810 January 13, 2019

poop twin

A poop twin is when you and a friend always have to poop at the same time or around the same time

Alana: I have to poop so badly

Hayden: omg I just pooped

Alana: poop twins!!!

by nameable April 6, 2016

Poop Hop

The terribly embarrassing practice we've all done before, when, after pooping and realizing there is no toilet paper, you hop around out of the bathroom with your pants around your ankles, to the closet or nearest bathroom with toilet paper. Usually done with knees slightly bent so as to prevent your buttcheeks from closing and allowing the filth around your anus to smear to the buttcrack area. This is perhaps the most vulnerable state you'll ever be in, completely subject to the whims and ridicule of anybody that catches you doing it.

After the burrito I ate ended up violently evacuating out of my ass and into the toilet, I glanced over in horror to learn that there is no toilet paper left in the bathroom. Begrugingly, and believing nobody else to be awake at this hour, I decided to Poop Hop my way out of the bathroom, through the kitchen, and into the garage where a bale of toilet paper rolls lay. Having retrieved some without anybody seeing me and with minimum smearage, I began the return trip. I poop hopped all the way to the bathroom door, only to find my father-in-law inside brushing his teeth. Our eyes met, my pants around my ankles and my penis recoiling. We never made eye contact again.

by Honorable Justice Scalia April 23, 2015

poop impotent

Being at your cousin's house and bragging that you're about to stink up his bathroom with a big poop but nothing comes out. You walk out of the bathroom feeling asgamed.

Sorry babe, I just can't poop on command. It takes a lot of mental preparation. I think I'm poop impotent.

by hotponyexpress November 19, 2015