fex post facto

(etym. "Fex", turd + "Post Facto")
1. The changing of rules or

practices to foil an inconvenient

promotion or recognition.

2. Where management is in on it,

a "Stealth Demotion", marked

by the customary imbalance of

authority and answerability.

Did you see that the new lead tech's most vital efficiency measure has been farmed out to Nursing because some suit's golfing partner didn't think he deserved the job? Talk about Fex Post Facto!

by Zappin' Nap December 10, 2023

post sleepover syndrome

that empty feeling you get the morning after you have a sleepover with the homies

i cannot do shit today, i got post sleepover syndrome

by anthjarx December 14, 2023

post delivery depression

the sadness that comes after short term happiness of receiving a package

A: was your package shipped?
B: yes, i’m not ready for the post delivery depression

by cvzu7 December 15, 2023

Post-Cut Clarity

The realization after a haircut that you really are that nigga!

..: You still looking in the mirror?
....: Yeah, that post-cut clarity hitting rn

by wavymf December 18, 2023

Poste

Poste is an Alpha Male , with a big cock , tall as fuck, ripped as fuck and he isn't a virgin anymore.

Girl: Is that Poste?
Other girl: Omg he is , let's suck his cock

by Beta Male October 10, 2018

Post-coital wispa

Noun: the consumption of a Cadbury’s Wispa bar immediately after sex; an alternative to the post-coital cigarette.

He pulled out and they rewarded themselves for an excellent shag by sharing a post-coital Wispa.

by Fabadel October 23, 2018

Post™ traumatic stress

The assorted "gastronomical nightmare" feelings (heartburn, cramping, bloating, etc.) suffered from eating excessive amounts of crunchy-sweet cold cereal.

I was super-hungry, so I polished off half a box of Honey Bunches Of Oats in one sitting, and now I gots Post™ traumatic stress!

by QuacksO November 11, 2018