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Aired

Aired is when you use it to do something “stupid”. Can be used to do anything tbh.
“John is going out to get aired tonight
“Nah I don’t want to get aired today”
“LMAO HE GOT AIRED”
by asphvlt September 29, 2023
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Air fair

The act of holding onto an object suspended in the air and letting go explosive diarrhea onto your partners private part as a last resort to turn them on.
I was so desperate I had to air fair her.
by Kentucky’s grand man June 30, 2025
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Air

What I call abscesses.
Person 1: Hey...do you have a perianal abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Okay...you are now a breath of fresh air.
by BoobiesOnTheGravel January 8, 2025
mugGet the Airmug.

air molecule

A person who is an observer during a LARP events. They do not participate and walk around using an agreed upon indication of being out of character (commonly a fingers crossed motion)
Larper1: hey! Why isn’t that person doing anything?

Larper2: oh them? They’re an air molecule. Just ignore them.
by DJMALFOY21 December 15, 2019
mugGet the air moleculemug.

air time

used to describe the amount of time that elapses between having a bowl movement and flushing said turd down the toilet, allowing the stench to radiate to the surrounding atmosphere.
Dude! That's ripe! Way too much air time on that logger, man!
by PiledhighdeepPhd August 22, 2017
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Air France flight 4590

contrary to popular belief, it did not cause the immediate retirement of the Concorde, but contributed to it.
Ignorant individual: the Concorde crash was why it was retired!

Smart individual: actually, Air France flight 4590 didn’t cause both Air France and British Airways to immediately ground and retire their entire Concorde fleet. Indeed the crash played a part, but it was mostly a combination of high operational costs, high maintenance and restriction of supersonic travel over land due to the sonic boom led to the eventual retirement of the Concorde. 9/11 didn’t help matters either. They still operated their Concordes for a few years after the crash happened.
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consumptuated air

when you have the most insane hiccups lol
my consumptuated air is wild rn
by consumpuated air bag March 8, 2024
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