popular monster

It obliterates you, disintegrates you, annihilates you when you are about to break down. Often replaced by "Jugular Hamster" , "Binocular Master" , Tubular Pornstar" and so on.

Stranger: Are you a Popular, Popular Monster?
Popular Monster: I'm a liar, I'm a cheater, I'm a non-believer.

by zsirsiraly October 02, 2020

Watertown Butt Raping Monster

The Watertown Butt Raping Monster is a mythical creature that resides in the wilderness of Watertown, Wisconsin. If you ever see it, there is no use running. You will die a horrible, painful, death.

“Hey, did you hear about Jim?”
“Yeah I did, the Watertown Butt Raping Monster got him, poor guy.”

by _#%^*> May 31, 2024

GG monster

If you see one stay 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000 feet away. BEWARE: Rapes every one it sees

run its a gg monster

by joehappy November 24, 2021

jib monster

A jib monster is basically a bag hoe or crank skank but wont perform any sexual acts and is always playing the victim. Who will spin any lie to keep you close so she can steal all your jib.

The jib monsters coming over hide all your drugs.

by 🆙Town June 26, 2018

cookie monstering

When you cut a battery cable at an awkward angle and nothing will crimp to it.

To bad you're cookie monstering it, or it would fit.

by Plop March 09, 2016