Gross Christmas angel shaped jerky type cookies. As seen in the Black Christmas movie re-make, eaten with milk. This word is used greatly among co-workers, usually as a threat.
by Ace_666 November 12, 2007
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A woman who has had at least one kid and that child has affected her body in such a way that it changes her physical appearance to the point to where she no longer looks like herself. Ex: stretch marks on the hips, thighs and boobs, rounded face, double chin, cellulite ass, saggy boobs from nursing and pumping, a rounded or sagging belly (stomach, abdomin).
Some women are blessed with the natural ability to convert back to a very similar version of themselves or exactly like they were before conceiving. More times then not, these women will have additional kids and will not worry since they are convinced that their bodies can handle it without long term effects. Each child is different and more times than not, these women will have that one child that their body just can't recover from.
Some women are blessed with the natural ability to convert back to a very similar version of themselves or exactly like they were before conceiving. More times then not, these women will have additional kids and will not worry since they are convinced that their bodies can handle it without long term effects. Each child is different and more times than not, these women will have that one child that their body just can't recover from.
by usadad January 11, 2019
Get the Mom bod mug.The lamest possible come back known to mankind. Generally used by the people who are of lesser intelligence and cannot think of anything else.
Bob: I hate you, Tim.
Tim: Your Mom!!!! (In a high-pitched Squeal)
Bob: I've heard better come backs from a turkey sandwhich.
Tim: Your Mom!!!! (In a high-pitched Squeal)
Bob: I've heard better come backs from a turkey sandwhich.
by My name is Neo. December 19, 2004
Get the Your Mom mug.A term commonly used by computer and game techies as a type of insult very loosely used. It consists of a statement turned into a suggestive insult by simply adding You *insert phrase here* your mom. This insult can be thrown back and forth with different objects of the insult with the same phrase.
Dude number one: I was looking at the clock earlier...
Dude number two: You clocked your mom!
Dude number one: you clocked your mom's mom
dude number two: you clocked you dad!
dude number one: you clocked you dog's papa's baby's momma.
dude number two: dude, you just dissed my girlfriend.
Dude number two: You clocked your mom!
Dude number one: you clocked your mom's mom
dude number two: you clocked you dad!
dude number one: you clocked you dog's papa's baby's momma.
dude number two: dude, you just dissed my girlfriend.
by Pixxiespaz January 21, 2006
Get the your mom mug.A sassy clueless whore of a mother who lets their children go out and go wherever their BMW'S take them. They are often found at the tanning salon or at the nearest yoga studio. They have over 2,000 friends on Facebook and have no clue where their children are at anytime. Their husbands are always out of town due to "business" or "golf trips". They are against sex but will provide condoms whenever a child is in need of one or ten.
Yoga mom: "hey honey, what are you doing tonight?"
Child: " Oh nothing, can i have $100 for some vodka?"
Yoga Mom: "Oh that okay, just take my 4 bottles of fireball for the night!! Be safe"
Child: "You're such a yoga mom i love you so much"
Child: " Oh nothing, can i have $100 for some vodka?"
Yoga Mom: "Oh that okay, just take my 4 bottles of fireball for the night!! Be safe"
Child: "You're such a yoga mom i love you so much"
by butty102 July 7, 2016
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can be used to answer any question and sometimes is funny, but is waaaay overused.
mostly used if unoriginal people don't know the answer to something, or have been insulted, and want to be funny.
can be used to answer any question and sometimes is funny, but is waaaay overused.
mostly used if unoriginal people don't know the answer to something, or have been insulted, and want to be funny.
more funny if it makes sense,
BAD
Kate: Your a fag.
Joe: Your mom.
BETTER
Kate: Your a fag.
Joe: So's your mom/ Your mom's a fag.
BAD
Kate: Your a fag.
Joe: Your mom.
BETTER
Kate: Your a fag.
Joe: So's your mom/ Your mom's a fag.
by embx November 10, 2009
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