May 26th

It’s play Stardew Valley with your little brother day! Get ready to play for hours and have fun!

Oh boy it’s finally May 26th! Lets play stardew Valley.

by Everyone to ever exist May 26, 2022

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chase may

Quite possibly the biggest douchebag alive.

Senior, the worst all-American cheerleader and not a trackstar.
Can't open his mouth wide enough for his boyfriend thanks to his face disease and has hooked up with so many ratchets to try to prove to himself that he's not gay...even though everyone knows the truth.

That guy is such a Chase May, he probably has chlamydia.

by Khasshole November 15, 2013

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May 13

Bootysex jack_kennedeeznuts day

Kai: it’s may 13, my favorite day Jack_kennedeeznuts: Shut The Fuck Up

by EeveeLux May 8, 2022

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May 12

Ah May 12th, the day that you send your bf a picture of your massive dumpy

Person 1: hey babe guess what day it is?
Person 2: um may 12th?
Person 1: Yep! You know what that means😏

by Thecoolkidnamedplob May 12, 2022

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May

May is a simp for her crush. She can be selfish and have a bad temper sometimes and she may have bad sides but there are good in her too. She laughs and try's to make people laugh , but often people don't get her jokess.... LOL! She has a few friends, but she wish she had more. She loves pranking and making friends. She doesn't have much hobbies besides from eating, gaming and sleeping... like a discord mod. She gets ready for tiny stuff and cant go out without mascara. She can be a bit crazy but she does get quiet and sad sometimes.. she' a sensitive gal. She loves true crime , especially Eleanor Neale! She's a bit sad though because her fav true crime girl is on a break.. She's in luv with Finn Wolfhard and some other guys ;) She's secretly freaky even though she's just a babyyyy! She's still trying to figure out her music type, she gets most of her songs from tiktok. She wants to be an actor when she grows up and live in New York with a cute dog, cat and other pets in a bougie apartment with her LoVeR!!~~ She loves food especially glazed donuts, fruit, chips, boba and more! She also likes sushi! She eats it everyday at Friday for lunch at her school! Speaking of school, some of her friends at her new school ALBA are Jessy, Tony, Jessica, Onaisar, Sophia, Scarlet , Sam, Jason, Leo and a few more! She's getting more social after she got out of her no life discord antisocial phase :> She's a lazy gal and I'm that lazy gal <3

Random kid from school: "Who's that girl with the mascara?"

Friend: "Oh, that's May, she's new."

by luvmay August 15, 2022

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