Milf legs

Like old man strength, milf legs are only achievable at a certain age. Milf legs are smoking hot appendages that can be found attached to a milf. Not every woman can achieve this form, as milf legs are a result of a combination of genetics, presentation, and careful use during a woman’s younger years. They are usually shaven, properly moisturized, and have this aged glow that gives them their unique look. The calves and thighs must be relatively medium sized, toned, rounded and supple, and not overly large or muscular. A milf is usually aware of her milf legs, and accentuates their appearance by wearing clothing that will attract attention to them. She will also wear stilettos, and cross her legs whenever possible. Milf legs are a sight for sore eyes, you will know when you see one.

Dude, I know Becky is my girlfriend, but I just can’t stop thinking about her mom’s perfect set of milf legs

by Shattered heavens June 26, 2020

Steamed Alaskan King Crab Legs.

The most hilarious (but delicious) item on the Crab Trap menu. Usually spoke slowly for funny effect.

ME: Hey Paige how about we try the Steamed Alaskan King Crab Legs.?!

PAIGE: ahahahahahahhahahah sure!!

by cammi629 April 18, 2010

wrestler's leg syndrome

Someone with unusually large calves in proportion to their body

That dude is small up top but down low he has a bad case of wrestler's leg syndrome

by clickeye3 August 9, 2018

leg ban

When one is on house arrest and has to wear an ankle monitor.

Yo, Courty got released from jail but he's on leg ban.

by Orev May 17, 2018

legged

Being called out and embarrassed by a superior or nemesis.

Fuck, Chad. I shouldn’t have skipped lecture to drink with the boys. I got absolutely legged by Professor Fuckface this morning

by CarokineBaskinSux May 13, 2021

Three Legged Penis

When your getting head and you have three balls.

Damn thats a nice Three Legged Penis

by SpecializedEdisonCreator January 16, 2021

Stankey Legs

When legs grows so much that they be long. People with stankey legs are always over 6ft tall.
This is occure to 4.20% of the population.

YT celebrity: i am over 6 ft tall
Person: damn, you got stankey legs
YT celebrity: yes

Gay man with extra chromosome: who asked?

by cant remember, ask your mom March 23, 2020