one eyed, one legged pirate

When you are having sex with a girl doggy style, spit on her back, then when she turns around you blow your load in one eye, and kick her in the shin and let her hop around on one leg, holding her eye.

Person 1-"Oh man Sarah's angry at me."
Person 2-"Why's that?"
Person 1-"Ah i did a one eyed, one legged pirate to her, it was funny though, watching her hop around like that!"

by JewSlap August 08, 2016

Couldn't hit a blind man with a broken leg

A phrase to describe something that's really easy

*some fool messes up something easy*
"you idiot, you couldn't hit a blind man with a broken leg"

by chairmanpingu September 14, 2022

Daddy Long Legs

A daddy is a way of labeling a someone as attractive and automatically gives them the dominant role in the relationship.
Also the oldest, best or biggest of something.

Long legs means the person has particularly long legs and often means they can run fast.

Isabelle is the daddy long legs.

by IsabellesBabyGirrl June 08, 2023

Leg prothesis

1. A fetish that sounds wierd but that is hella cool.
2. Upgraded version of the foot fetish.

Dude 1 : I found some leg prothesis hentai and that's beautiful.
Dude 2 : *feels in danger*

by Frog with salt January 15, 2021

Put your tail between your legs

Looking for forgiveness when you don’t really care that much

Boy 1-“I shouldn’t have come here my mom said no”

Boy 2-“it’s fine! Just run back and put your tail between your legs when you get there”

Boy 1-“safe my drilla sound bruv”

by Hdhsusooxd Heha537828/!:!: May 27, 2019

Leg it

To leg it means to run or dash away. This phrase is most commonly used when escaping from something that would seemingly cause mischief or trouble to yourself.

"Oh no! Emma is coming! Leg it!"

by Inconsolable May 28, 2018

Minecraft Leg Ends

A new minecraft game coming somewhere in the year 2023 where you have to gather resources around a legs end and then fight the poglin invasion on the far northeast. Jeb says it will be the best game to ever exist!

Guy 1: hi, have you played that new brand new game called Minecraft Leg Ends?
Guy 2: it hasn't been released yet you dumbass!

by Fire Axus June 16, 2022