Ass Plunderer

One who proceeds to ram various objects up another's arsehole, usually repeating such words as 'Arrrrgh, me hearties' and 'Shiver me timbers'

Faheem Ayub, the most vicious ass plunderer to sail the seven seas

See also 'Captain Pugwash'

by Evil Rowden May 16, 2003

COCK IN ASS

A term that must be said with a lot of emphasis and therefore must be written in capital letters to show this.

Is another term for anal sex or a description of something that's bad.

1. "I was engaging in acts last night such as: drinking, smoking and COCK IN ASS."

2. This day has been nothing but a load of COCK IN ASS.

by BallBagBaggins February 6, 2010

wax that ass

To bend over your lady friend and give that ass a good pounding.

Yo baby....I'm about to wax that ass!

by Mikey Mayhem August 3, 2017

Ass nard

Ass-n-ard: The biological cross between an asshole and a retard. A person who pisses you off to no end but doesn't know any better because they are so stupid. This person casues a fit of rage in the person who witnesses the asshole being so damn retarded.

I can't belive that assnard just cut in front of us. If he gets his Big Mac before me I'm going to kick his ass!

by Mike and Scott November 14, 2004

ass fumes

When you make a silent fart, sometimes, there will be a lingering smell. It will not go away quickly like a normal fart. It can smell like gas from the stove or it can smell like popcorn. Smells like it would be dangerous to light a match.

Is possible to occur after a loud, audible fart.

Oh, goddamn! Whoever farted released some gas-smelling ass fumes...

by Wasabimoto June 18, 2008

Ass-Quake

The kind of fart that moves soil.

Geez Gary, that ass-quake of yours had enough power to knock a seagull off a trash can!

by Jaron W. September 8, 2005

Duck-ass

A person whom you date or are associate with that you are ashamed and/or embarrass to bring around your normal friends or family forcing you to duck or dodge them when you drive by. Most Duck ass people are jobless, wannabe gangsters that use women to pay their bills and drive their cars.

Is Katie still dating that duck-ass nigga from her job?

Kelly: Why do I get hurt by these guys? They just use me!
Jim: Cause you are attracted to duck-ass people.

by dragonlp2004 September 26, 2010