muck her clam

To eat her box
Max: Hey, how is that new girl you're with?
Chase: Not bad, I can't wait to muck her clam.
by MuckerOfClams October 25, 2023
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rake her apples

The act of fucking an older woman doggy style while reaching over and smacking her saggy tits.
Id like to rake her apples
by Bigcockstud69420 September 20, 2021
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Giving Her The Soup Kitchen

When you procure a lady to get on her knees during sexual intercourse. In the kneeling position the lady holds out her hands in a cup formation as you proceed to cum in her hands. She proceeds to wash her hands with hot water, creating an ooey gooey mixture. With this mixture the lady gives the man a double, mix grip ,gluck, suck, 3000.
I walked into my friends bedroom during a wedding where Logie was giving her the soup kitchen to his girlfriend Lea.
by ProfessorP1234 April 20, 2020
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guapo in her taco

I just made guapo in her taco
by Creampie October 08, 2015
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chuck one up her

To (prospectively) have penetrative sex with a female.

Possibly of Australian origin, this jocular euphemism for sexual intercourse is typically used by men discussing the attractiveness of a specific (but non-present) woman.

The phrase may be a derivation of the derogatory joke "She's so loose, it was like chucking a chipolata up the high street" in which the male speaker not only slanders the large size of the female subject's vagina, but also disparages the size of his own penis.
"That Helen Mirren's hot for a mature lady."
"Damn right mate, I'd chuck one up her!"
by Cat Dander August 29, 2017
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