Bought her a house

To ejaculate in a lady's ear

Ed totally bought her a house! And it ran down the side of her face

by Brandon_Has May 2, 2021

Shuffle her cards

To Finger someone’s booty or vagina with both of your thumbs and open it.

Paul: Aye man last night was crazy! She let me shuffle her cards!

Brian: Daymn she let you shuffle her cards!

Shuffle her cards like fingering her ?rright?
Paul: Yehh man!

by Fibergirl69 March 6, 2019

Warming your hands under her laptop

Where you put your hands under his her crotch to warm them in a cold environment

Dude, stop warming your hands under her laptop, it looks awkward.

by DesertofSong January 13, 2011

Crash her server

confuse her

Crash her server - I sent her so many messages that I crashed her server

by sussexbythesea March 22, 2019

her

grace. she is her.

have u seen grace? she’s HER.

by gg444 March 22, 2024

Tie her balloon

To perform some unspecified sexual service using a slotted penis with torture spines at the base. A physical deformity primarily popularized by American actor Matt Damon.

He knows just how to tie her balloon.

by Zaerion February 25, 2023

Fluff her husk

When the average male casually caresses the chonky female in a sexual way or fashion. Can also be associated with "buttering the whisker biscuit" or "glaze the donut"

As Gerald took off Ethels pants, while she lit her 34th cigarette of the evening, he began to fluff her husk rigorously.

by Quesadilalalalalaalalalala January 6, 2019