You guessed her, Chester

An ancient term used to describe when someone guesses something correctly. An older and more white version of bitch you guessed it.

Daquan: did u go to the movies with Jarmarius’ sister yesterday?
Brad: you guessed her, Chester!

by ALLUHAKBAR47 November 10, 2018

<.7.9.7.6.>Llamame Yama Aurora Bayabay...Close Smacks On Through In Anyday Through Her Aura...Not Today...As Such As Anything That Is Closer & Closest To These Dota...Exactly Calmate<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Llamame Yama Aurora Bayabay...Close Smacks On Through In Anyday Through Her Aura...Not Today...As Such As Anything That Is Closer & Closest To These Dota...Exactly Calmate<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Llamame Yama Aurora Bayabay...Close Smacks On Through In Anyday Through Her Aura...Not Today...As Such As Anything That Is Closer & Closest To These Dota...Exactly Calmate<.7.9.7.6.>

by Adujasty343 July 13, 2025

Hahaha, I Will Text Her And Say Baby I Am Haunted I, Hahaha

Hahaha, I Will Text Her And Say Baby I Am Haunted I, Hahaha

Hahaha, I Will Text Her And Say Baby I Am Haunted I, Hahaha

by ExeeloguiexE April 16, 2025

She said I could rub her feet afterwards

What a mushy-hearted dude beamingly tells his co-worker when asked how he manages to perform uninterrupted labor when a cute blinky-eyed chick is also on da work-crew, rather than stopping to give her intervals of closed-eyed palms-on-cheeks or cooing ear-on-heart cuddlez every five minutes.

Hot hunk #1: How'd ya mange to unload all of those hay-bales and put them in da loft when yer wavy-haired horse-girl chum was doing her own chores in da barn??
Hot hunk #2: Oh, it wasn't easy at first, but after about da tenth round of tender finger-interlacings and toes-flexing soles-on-chest cradling, she said I could rub her feet afterwards, so dat wonderful incentive was enough to keep me happy till da job was done.

by QuacksO August 6, 2025

picking her fig

pulling on a woman’s tampon string in order to elicit a verbal response

“yo, did you hear about kevin and amber? he was picking her fig last night while she was asleep.”

by figpickin March 4, 2022

Tell her to go brush her teeth

Chicago way of saying “ tell her to go suck a dick”

Tais said : “Bart tell her to go brush her teeth.”

by Jurgei June 5, 2023

Take her up the tip

A sexual act where a man with excessively girthy fingers gives a woman digital sexual gratification, whilst smothered in Lion excrement, usually from Bristol Zoo.

Take her up the tip: “Our Shaun took I up the tip last night. I can’t walk straight, and will smell like Lion poo for a week!”

by OurJ May 23, 2025