Verb; to cover a height challenged or little person in succulent soil while they are perspiring profusely and then urinate on them to wash them clean
After a long day at the construction site and pinched for time, Brian sought out a friend to give him a golden gopher, so he could get home before his wife found out about his extra curricular activities
by David Gary David June 19, 2018
Get the golden gophermug. A golden shower but the perpetrator also spits a foamy wad on the receiver afterwards (could be actual spit or jizz).
by Yuhville August 23, 2021
Get the Golden lattemug. Go easy on Steph Curry and the Golden State Warriors, he might commit hari kari if his team gets beat in the playoffs.
by Snowboy Jr. April 19, 2023
Get the Golden State Warriorsmug. A sexual act where one partner urinates into a bottle of maple syrup, and then proceeds to pour the mixture all over the other partner.
by LG633 July 21, 2024
Get the Vermont Golden Showermug. by itsmeitsmeals January 6, 2023
Get the golden birthdaymug. a way to wish someone "sweet dreams" or a greeting to wish for a phosphorescent rest to face life's challenges the day after waking up
by Sundra Raymonde June 5, 2024
Get the Golden Bloodmug. This man is the star of many twelve year olds wet dreams, and the king of gaming, people who reject this definition are most likely old paedophiles that don't like him...
Me: Check out The Golden Spider's newest video!
Him: It's just a bunch of gaming videos, there all the same...
Him: It's just a bunch of gaming videos, there all the same...
by Buttingboii321 October 24, 2018
Get the The Golden Spidermug.