golden gopher

Verb; to cover a height challenged or little person in succulent soil while they are perspiring profusely and then urinate on them to wash them clean

After a long day at the construction site and pinched for time, Brian sought out a friend to give him a golden gopher, so he could get home before his wife found out about his extra curricular activities

by David Gary David June 19, 2018

Golden latte

A golden shower but the perpetrator also spits a foamy wad on the receiver afterwards (could be actual spit or jizz).

A golden shower is nice but a golden latte is better.

by Yuhville August 23, 2021

Golden State Warriors

A misunderstood team that more than anything, just wants people to love and understand them.

Go easy on Steph Curry and the Golden State Warriors, he might commit hari kari if his team gets beat in the playoffs.

by Snowboy Jr. April 19, 2023

Vermont Golden Shower

A sexual act where one partner urinates into a bottle of maple syrup, and then proceeds to pour the mixture all over the other partner.

I gave her a Vermont Golden Shower, then we had pancakes afterward.

by LG633 July 21, 2024

golden birthday

the birthday when you turn the same age as your birthdate

It's Amelia's golden birthday! She is turning 30 on January 30th

by itsmeitsmeals January 6, 2023

Golden Blood

a way to wish someone "sweet dreams" or a greeting to wish for a phosphorescent rest to face life's challenges the day after waking up

Bye Bye Gibbo! See you tomorrow! Golden Blood !

by Sundra Raymonde June 5, 2024

The Golden Spider

This man is the star of many twelve year olds wet dreams, and the king of gaming, people who reject this definition are most likely old paedophiles that don't like him...

Me: Check out The Golden Spider's newest video!
Him: It's just a bunch of gaming videos, there all the same...

by Buttingboii321 October 24, 2018