pot doctor

A doctor who evaluates your issues, whatever they may (or may not) be, and declares that yes indeed sir or ma'am you are entitled to some medical marijuana as the cure for what ails you, and gives you a scrip, and then off you go to the dispensary.

Ya know, it's funny how the pot doctor didn't examine my eyes at all, but still wrote me a scrip saying that I need pot for glaucoma.

by Klendathu_Jones July 17, 2016

cross-docking

When you invite a girl over and hook up with her and then invite your friends over to all fuck her too.

Yo man want to hangout? Nah dude, Noel is coming over, but we can go cross-docking after!

by MjizzleandCblu July 16, 2016

auto-doctor

Slang term for a mechanic.

Charles had to take his dodge to the auto-doctor at least 3 times a year to get the transmission fixed until he finally bought a Toyota.

by I702Maverick93 July 5, 2016

cross docking

When one male puts his dick on top of another male's dick

Hey, bro. Were you and Jordan cross docking last night? I thought I heard a fencing match through the walls.

by chillchazz June 5, 2016

work doctor

Someone who says, thinks, or believes 'work' is the cure

"I'm not feeling well today"
"Just come/go to work and you'll feel better"
"What are you? The work doctor?"

by Dog-lover22 February 6, 2017

Cat Doctor

A doctor who happens to be a cat.

"We need a pussy. We need a Cat Doctor!"

by MaffaMuffa April 5, 2017

Ranger docking

Ranger docking-

Military Personnel on mission, or in a FTX-

2 males, 1 circumcised, 1 not. Place the tips of their penises together, slide the foreskin over the circumcised penis, making a successful dock. With free hands, firing weapons and letting the vibration do the work.

It's not gay if you're on mission or in the field a while.

Michael begged to be ranger docked after a 30 day FTX was extended halfway through. Jason slid up to him, they were ranger docking for hours until the ran out of ammo, and the OPFOR overtook them.

by TxHuey June 4, 2017