Dead Fish Outta Wutta

Someone who looks weird and ugly. Just one ugly ass bitch.

Girl #1: Look at that ugly ass bitch.
Girl #2: I know moe,, that green bitch look like a fucking dead fish outta wutta

by LilShinshine April 18, 2019

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Dead puppies and wilted flowers

Term used to supress desire when it would otherwise be impossible to fornicate.

Rusty texted Sophie, "Dead puppies and wilted flowers" to let her know he was wishing he could have her - even though they were each at work.

by Holly Varjak May 29, 2008

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Balls deep in a dead penguin

A really shitty situation

"bruh I heard your house burned down"

"yea dude I was taking a shit"
"damn bro you were balls deep in a dead penguin "

by Neonsilverpanda October 20, 2014

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shooting blanks into a dead end

When both partners of a relationship have been fixed and can't get pregnant. The male has had a vasectomy and the female her tubes tied or a hysterectomy. The male therefore does not have sperm in his ejaculate and the female no way to deliver an egg to be impregnated.

Female 1: "The sex with Joe was great last night. I love not using a condom."
Female 2: "Hey aren't you guys afraid you'll get pregnant?"
Female1: "We're both fixed. He's shooting blanks into a dead end!"

by Waycarr December 17, 2013

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i see dead people

An exclamation to use in a monotone voice when you want a**holes to leave you the hell alone.

"Hey, Sam."
"What?"
"I see dead people."

by LilacTheRat September 24, 2019

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dead beat step dad

A man who got with a woman who had children to a previous relationship. The previous father is usually a dead beat or absent. He gets the kids to love him and call him dad. Then leaves their mother and decides the kids aren't his problem anymore.

"wow he is a real dead beat step dad, married her, got the kids to love him, he then left and now won't see the kids at all"

by Kindlyfoff April 18, 2020

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