Please Shave December

The "Holimonth" right after "No Shave November". Everybody shaves after November because in December everybody is all hairy like Big Foot.

Dude #1: Bob! It's December! No Shave November passed already. It's Please Shave December!"
Dude #2: But, I like my beard.

by Thedude12345 November 11, 2014

Don’t die December

The December of 2020 where you try not to die

Jeff: have you heard of ddd
John: you mean destroy dick December?
Jeff: no I mean don’t die December where you dont die. Or try it
John: *fucking dies and looses*

by I have 10 Bobux December 11, 2020

December 18 👌🏼

wear your pajamas or pajama pants to school on this day. be free and comfortable. no one will understand unless they see this. if your teachers say sum about it make up an excuse. have fun 💓

post this on your snap and insta stories. wear em on december 18 👌🏼

by anonimous humen bieng December 17, 2019

Fuck Dom December

(Only preferring to the ladies) if you know a dominic you have to have sex with him everyday for the whole month of December

Damnit it’s fuck Dom December fuck you dominic

by Horny for dominic January 12, 2022

December 11, 2020

On December 11, 2020. It is officially National Kiss A Person Day.

Boy: On December 11, 2020, you get to kiss a person! May I kiss you baby? Baby: Uhm no, gross.

by unknown hottie ;) December 10, 2020

No Dick December

You may not take any dick during the month of December with the exception of one chosen person.

I think i’m gonna use my exception for No Dick December on Ricky.

by cameron051smith November 11, 2018

May-December Romance

A May-December Romance is an instance of the romantic involvement of two parties between whom there is a considerable age difference, often because one individual has an ulterior motive, such as money, status, etc.

The reasoning behind this designation is that while one person is young and in the "Spring" of his or her life (thus, "May"), the other is in "Winter" (ergo, "December").

However, there are many instances, as in the case of my own clandestine affair with the most wonderful woman in the world, where the age difference is either inconsequential or isn't even a considerable enough gap to constitute a May-December Romance.

Anna Nicole Smith and the late oil tycoon J. Howard Marshall II - There hasn't been this much gold-digging since 1849.

Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore - This would be the "etc." I suppose... Something just isn't right... o_O.

Me and Her - She's only four and a half months older than me, but I suppose I just like the scandal that comes with calling it a May-December Romance. =D. Oh and it's not really clandestine anymore. I just persist to call it that for the same reason.

by "Bun Bun" July 23, 2008