When a guy asks a girl to cream cheese my bagel he is asking her to put a bagel with cream cheese on his dick and jerk it off while she eats the bagel.
by Licktheclit69 September 28, 2018
Get the Cream Cheese my Bagelmug. when you suck some guy then put a hit his balls with a tea cup and he busts a massive load of hot tea down your throat.
by Fck lil pump August 27, 2021
Get the British cream fountainmug. When a man ejaculates into another man’s foreskin while docking, then sprinkles powdered sugar on the receiving penis and performs a fellatio.
by CannoliBob September 6, 2025
Get the Indiana Cream Puffmug. by Frasslerdez February 13, 2021
Get the muckers creammug. by random internet stranger no. 6 January 26, 2024
Get the cream πmug. When you bust a nut and it shoots into your own butthole. Then, dribbles down and sits in the crevice next to your gooch and your nutsack.
Jim: Bro my girl said she was gonna cut me off from sex.
John: Bro what are you going to do?
Jim: I don’t know. Looks like I’ll be spending tonight trying to make a homemade cream pie.
John: Damn bro that sucks. Good luck with the homemade cream pie.
John: Bro what are you going to do?
Jim: I don’t know. Looks like I’ll be spending tonight trying to make a homemade cream pie.
John: Damn bro that sucks. Good luck with the homemade cream pie.
by J. R. Granelli November 14, 2018
Get the homemade cream piemug. by mad taco June 6, 2015
Get the da creammug.