Adela College

A small, baccalaureate women's college in poor state West Virginia that offers merely 2 degrees, 1 club, and a library with only 30 books and 3 divisions.

Human resource: Are you a college graduate?
Young woman: Yes, I attended Adela College

by Miss Scotta June 10, 2021

San pedro college basic education department

A place where it's filled with uwu pick mes and overpriced cheese bread with 90% bread, 9% air and 1% cheese. Here you either pee in the nasty non-flushed toilets or pee just outside the school yard.

"Hey you go to San pedro college basic education department?"
"No"
"You're so cool."

by ilikemilo October 8, 2021

Lafayette College

Lafayette College is where you go when you want to go to Lehigh University, but you are retarded and their diversity quota is full. You do not want to make much money and prefer a modest lifestyle, with less defined calves because your campus is flatter than the girls who go there. Lafayette consistently ranks below Lehigh University in every aspect, especially intelligence and value. Lafayette believes their occasional victory over Lehigh's football team makes up for its numerous shortcomings. However, it only proves that their students are a bunch of monkeys, more worried about throwing an egg shaped ball around than providing value to society with a quality Lehigh education.

Lehigh Student: "Hey there! How are you doing?"
Lafayette Student: "Not good, I just ate my last blue crayon"
Lehigh Student: "ah, so you must go to that shitty liberal arts college in Crayolaville"
Lafayette Student: "Yes, my parents (who are also brother and sister) both went to Lafayette College so I got a legacy admission"
Lehigh Student: "Did you ever apply to Lehigh?"
Lafayette Student: "No, my cousin goes to Laf and I was hoping to hook up"
Lehigh Student: "What's your major?"
Lafayette Student: "I'm double majoring in pet training and fingerpainting"
Lehigh Student: "So you're double majoring in being unemployed?"

by Defective Tiger November 28, 2023

College Soup

A bowl of water with ice in it.

College Student 1: What are you going to have for lunch?
College Student 2: I'm going to have college soup; it's all I can afford.

by AdeptMusician November 17, 2022

Munro College

This is an all boy school located in St. Elizabeth and also a school that captures the hearts of st hughs girls as they are rich, hot, rich, hot, charming, rich and hot.
Half of them are said to be gyalists but still no one cares.

Girl: OMG LOOK HE'S SO HOT I BET HE'S FROM MUNRO COLLEGE.
Boy: He's a gyalist though...
Girl: AND?!?!

by imoutherelivingtho January 26, 2022

Middlebury College

A college in Middlebury, Vermont. Their mascot is; The Panther. There are sports such as Alpine skiing, Basketball, Baseball, Cross Country, Football, Golf, and etc. for men. There are sports just like the men do except the women include Field Hockey. In Academics there is Anthropology, Computer Science, Economics, Environmental studies, and etc.

Middlebury College is an undergraduate college; a graduate school for international studies; a home for immersive language study; a graduate school for the study of literature, literacy, and pedagogy; a leader of schools abroad sites that span the globe; and a home for the oldest and most prestigious writers’ conference in the world.

by Info.ghost April 26, 2021

college

hell...... simple and to the point. The amount of sleep on a daily basis is the bare minimum, the food they serve is shitty, I have $20 in my bank account, and when it is all over..... I'll be paying off these shitty loans for the rest of my life.

Friend: Hey can you take my shift at the movie theater tomorrow?
Me: Sorry I can't im going to college, literal hell.

by PleaseEndThis February 16, 2022