Al-Quds Bard College

Arkham Asylum for People Who Live in The West Bank

-"I'm enrolling in Al-Quds Bard College!"
-"Forgive me for I have missed your Jonkler tendencies"

by GriftThatThrift June 10, 2025

Stanford Lake College

noun•
The coldest place on earth… after mt Everest.
The home to the funniest people in South Africa.

Stanford Lake College… FOR THE TREES 🌲

by Pink lemonade 👑 November 21, 2021

Tamworth College

Tamworth college is a glorified brothel, except the standards for hiring are lower, the best thing you can get out of this college is a greater tolerance to pain. This college gets donations from the food bank. There is always a cheesey smell in the hallways of the main building.

John : "I went to tamworth college"
War Veteran : "Thank you for your service"

by Victim no.233 April 14, 2024

Oxford International College

This aint got shit to do with Oxford uni, dont get scammed. Ain't the best performing college, it's just the no.1 in 2019 for boarding schools.

Pig Farm.
they wanna make you shine(BOLD EGGIE)

A student in Oxford International College once said, if you wanna have a life, don't come here.

by 英俊潇洒令狐冲 April 23, 2024

Trinity Catholic College-Dunedin

A school filled with autism, autism, gay gay, school known for pedophilia, principle has chimpanzee up her bum. has some cute black guys.

Lets ditch class at Trinity Catholic College-Dunedin, so we can go to bathrooms and do questionable things to eachother.

by hoodboy12345 May 4, 2024

ite college west

this school is quite literally a cage for malays. so many Matreps and YPs thinking they are the shit. Every corner will always have a bunch of guys gathered up either smoking or cussing innocent people out. Back gate is also filled with vapers and smokers. so many nonsence in school of IT too.

hakim: 'eh bro after N lvl i want go ite college west ah'
danial: 'actly eh bro work burger king better ah'

by yrmaddercbnic May 14, 2024

The Sacred heart language college

This school is actually full of hot girls mostly bi or lesbian though. Actually know how to rant and whenever you get on a bus with them the bus shakes. They at least 1m taller than salvos.

Debating is wild asf

"Ayo the bus is full of the sacred girls eh?"
*boy hides in corner*
Whoever goes to this school good luck the sacred heart language college students will do your head in

by Laughingmy455off November 25, 2021