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Call me Joe

A phrase mainly used by the British, while they enjoy some fine scones and fresh green tea.

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What's up, Jojo?
Bloody hell mate, call me Joe!
by dontcallmejoe October 19, 2020
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Slap my ass and call me porky

Well slap my ass and call me porky, little Jessica is one hell of a tap dancer
by Boyfromthecrik August 10, 2022
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call in dick

When a woman has a night of too much lovin' and can't make it to work the next morning.
"Hey, I didn't see you at work yesterday"

"I know, I went out with my new boyfriend and had to call in dick"
by fishboy123 August 30, 2013
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Calling it spades

Dumbing down a very important/intense situation.
Chilling out something that shouldn’t be chilled out.

Call it spades-
Bro,
Stop calling it spades, she really loves you.
by lucy camenia September 7, 2023
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beat me up and called me ugly

Something or someone that is so beautiful that it makes you feel far inferior to that thing or person to the point of being assaulted.
"This dress beat me up and called me ugly"
by Metalpole February 10, 2018
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