Mexican Wet Willy

The act of giving a regular wet willy but instead of saliva, you stick your finger up your nose and then in the victim's ear.

Wow! Frank just gave Cassie a Mexican wet willy... He's been sick all week.

by Aaron The Terrible May 14, 2018

Slippery When Wet

The name given by an audience member to mother during the filmed performance of Starkid's The Trail To Oregon

'An Excerpt from gone to oregon'
Slippery When Wet and I'm a mother of 2 could've been a banker guess a farmer will do, why did you get to chose?

by TheSolveItSquadAHHHHHHHHHH January 30, 2023

wet it up with a stick

When her DM is full of options, but she would rather use a vibrator to get off.

I left that boy on read, and wet it up with a stick

by ChaosR May 13, 2021

Wet Dream Texting

When your half asleep spitting fire in the DM and your Dream Texting turns into sexting. This new level of typed sexual genius is know as Wet Dream Texting. When this starts you better bust out the boots, there’s gunna be puddles.

Damn boo, I’m wet Dream texting right now. Hope your phone has a lifeproof.

by Drip Drip Drop February 17, 2020

Wet rag at a waterfall

Completely pointless

Mike: "Jimmy is so useless, it's like throwing a wet rag at a waterfall!"
Bob: "DUDE!! I know! Total ragging."

by jasminedanielle April 16, 2014

Alaskan wet wipe

The act of ejaculating on a tissue, freezing it and using it as an ice pack.

John fell down stairs last night when he was drunk so I gave him an alaskan wet wipe to help his wounds.

by Wet wiper October 16, 2021

vegan wet willy

Sticking a finger that's been dipped in water into someone's ear.

Guy 1: "Why would you give me a wet Willy if you knew I'm vegan??"
Guy 2: "It's good man, it was a vegan wet willy. No animal products used."

by CaptainLongnipples June 3, 2018