slap me upside the head and call me Larry Pinto

An exclamation reflecting a state of amused disorientation, often prompted by a surprising or unexpected event of a generally positive nature. Suggests being so delighted or amused that one cannot remember their own name.

"Well, slap me upside the head and call me Larry Pinto! Did you see that, Lou? That was the biggest pineapple I've ever seen!"

by sb760 January 27, 2024

99+ missed calls from Harvard

A phrase to respond to a down-right stupid statement or question.

Person 1: Why do we even need an airplane when we could cover ourselves in oil & wait for the rain so we can fly high? Oil floats water, so it works, right?
Person 2: BRO GOT 99+ MISSED CALLS FROM HARVARD 🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️

by kbft0n April 2, 2024

call Lisa

When a girl "calls lisa" in front of you they are usually calling one of there single best friends to tell them that they spot a real keeper in their presence.

I think I need to call Lisa.

by Nedkilley May 20, 2024

calling station city

This term is used in Poker, when you are at a table which is full of calling station players.

Screw this $1/$2 table, its calling station city!

by Tymmo December 11, 2008

I Will Call You A Cumquat; The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I Will Call You A Cumquat; The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025

Ur call

When you let someone make there own choice. Even though the right thing to do is go cuddle and watch a movie.

Its ur call if you are coming over

by Chzburger December 28, 2016

Better call saul

The act of saying that people who lost a court case or is going to a court case should’ve/should call the best attorney at law, Saul Goodman

Person 1: Yo bro, did you hear that Johnathan Majors is probably going to loose the court case and now they are going to jail for 5 years if he looses?

Person 2: They better call Saul if he wants that to be reduced to 1 month of house arrest

by Undisclosed pipe damage April 18, 2023