Town Syndrome

a horrific life-threatening neurological disease in which the affected individual has no concept of anything existing outside the tiny bubble that is their home town.

symptoms include but are not limited to:
- being very popular in high school and constantly talking about “the glory days”
- having a constantly dwindling friend group because everyone else is moving on with their life
- still showing up to high school parties
- white
- always trying to get into to fights because of a deep feeling of failure or unhappiness

You: “Boss got me workin overtime this weekend, i wish i had gone to college or traveled somewhere, and never got diagnosed with town syndrome.”

That one guy you kinda saw around in high school who is now somehow your “best friend”: “shut up, you fucking towny”

by eggon targaryen November 10, 2022

muk town

A city north of Seattle, Washington. Otherwise known as Mukilteo. Full of privledged, affluent white and asian families. Boring beach town. Nothing to do. Home of Kamiak High School, an affluent white and asian school.

Person 1: Where are you from?
Person 2: Muk town
Person 1: What’s that?
Person 2: The most boring town in the world my dude

by Monkeyisawesome May 19, 2018

Chi Town Dizzy

Chi Town Dizzy Is An Upcoming Rapper In A Few Years

Chi Town Dizzy Is The Next Big Rapper

by Diamond100 September 15, 2022

Flavah Town

Were Guy Fieri fans go to die...

May Sahay-quife-quife- Rest in peace for he has gone to Flavah Town to live under Guy Fieri's rule of Flavah and food.

by Daddyplease July 1, 2017

Hench town

when someone is in good physical shape, and is strong, they may be considered to be in hench town

hey man, ive gotten kinda fat. I'm gunna work out everyday till i'm in hench town

by Aleus247 May 26, 2009

One horse town

What a pretentious person calls a town.

There are no horses in this town except the ones behind fences. This is not your one horse town, you don't own the place because you're not even from here originally.

by The Original Agahnim November 17, 2021

Leva Town

A place that a true leva goes when misbehaving

Dude, you are going straight to leva town for your actions

by mypouchitches December 23, 2024