Cake that Walks

Another term for the author George R.R. Martin

The Cake That Walks hasn’t finished the winds of winter for fucks sake

by Mojavetrejabe August 27, 2022

walk in my nines

"nines" refers to shoe size which makes the statement "walk in my shoes"
T.I. used this phrase in his song "Castle Walls" featuring Christina Aguilera.

T.I.- "Walk in my nines a while , I dare you."

by StonerAcademy June 4, 2016

woody walk

walking with your penis instead of your legs

man i was so bricked i had to woody walk home

by woody the walking stick August 12, 2024

Walking Blackout

When you black out from alcohol consumption but still continue to function(Walk, talk, act normal) with no memory of the events after the blackout -- caused by drinking a large amount of alcohol in short span on an empty stomach or mixing alcohol with benzodiazepine based medication.

1: Man the last thing i remember is getting out of the cab at that Irish Pub
2: We went to three other bars and the movies after that. You don't remember licking the glass at the ticket booth and almost getting escorted out by security?!
1: Shit man... I guess i was having a Walking Blackout

by zerogroup November 28, 2018

I would rather walk the 8k's home

When you would rather walk a certain amount of km's to your house from your current location in order to leave an uncomfortable environment.

"I would rather walk the 8k's home than deal with Sharon right now as she is making me feel really uncomfortable".

by Lilblondedevil September 27, 2021

Hot Girl Walk

Coined by Mia Lind @exactlyliketheothergirls on TikTok. A 4 mile outdoor walk where you’re only allowed to think about three things: things you’re grateful for, your goals, and how HOT you are.

“Why are you always outside walking?”
“I’m not just ‘walking’ I’m on my Hot Girl Walk”

by crystal7pjuk1 January 11, 2024

Walking Campaign

A person who acts or believes they are the fucking poster child of whatever the fuck gets their dick hard. Usually comprised of backwoods redneck gun owners, liberals and feminists, vegans, Narcotics Anonymous attendees (Shout out to my 13th Steppers, sup witchu fam), and most obviously, that asshole neighbor that is head of the homeowner's association.

An exreme display of normie-ism.

My roomate Chris is such a fucking douche. He's practically a walking campaign for normies everywhere. His mom is the president of the fucking Lion's club for fucks sake.

by JennXXX69 March 16, 2018