national give ur sister aids day

national gives your sister aids day is on september 23rd, be careful and have fun but don’t get caught! 🤘😂🤪

bro did you hear tomorrow is national give ur sister aids day?

wait for real yo? i’m totally participating!
yeah can’t get in trouble if it’s a holiday

by nolawswhenurdrinkingclawschad September 23, 2019

ur mom

ur mom

hi Jerry, how are u today?
Jerry: ur mom

by emi has noodles March 12, 2021

ur uncle a lesbo

An sinful word that can cause a mans penis to disappear without a trace. If said to a female it can cause enlongated testicles to grow in place of the clitoris.

John: your grandpap trap
Becky the black: shutup u gay I’ll make your millimeter Peter disappear
John: do it lol
Becky the black: ur uncle a lesbo

*johns penis evaporates*

by JOHN THE NIGGA March 14, 2018

ur mom

a joke that is very funny, as long as you don’t use it on someone that doesn’t have a mom.

Friend: what did you eat last night?
You: ur mom
Friend: . . my mom is dead-
You: oh sh-

by urmomishot November 20, 2021

ur mom

the creator of you u failure

knock knock who is there ur mom lol

by anonymous March 9, 2022

ur dad

ur dad got milk

your dad got 17 years expired milk and will come back when you are 18 so give up on life

by the dumb nerd 1+1=84 February 4, 2020

Ur mom

A women who spat on you when you were born.

“Hey mom what are you.”
“The women that spat on you. I’m Ur Mom.”

by Dieplz April 26, 2021