two mints and a tic tac

a person with an abnormally small penis

"Hey Ethan, you have two mints and a tic tac."

by LilBarnacle855 May 22, 2018

Errol a two pump chump

Errol couldn'tmanage to do the job at

hand.This isn't good for any woman,but
worse especially if she's married to him

I would think,what a disappointment 🤫

Errol a two pump chump

By the looks of things my man needs to be applying pressure to himself, it's not any woman's fault if it don't get up..
Just saying!

by Janet21 February 8, 2023

two cats one bowl

Like two girls one cup but whith catz

My friend said lets make a cat version of two girls one cup called two cats one bowl

by Meeeeemeeeeeez March 25, 2017

one in the grass two in the ass

Grass is her hairy bush,and ass is ass.

"One in the grass two in the ass? Reaaaal subtle,man."

by MaroneBone June 8, 2015

Seventy-two ton nuclear

mug

"Get a Seventy-two ton nuclear mug for your buddy Abdul"

by ImDaBest(IThink) April 2, 2021

Two girls one cup

you really don't wanna know

PLEASE.DON'T.LOOK.IT.UP

"Hey do you maybe wanna watch two girls one cup" SAY NO

by therealrosalie November 25, 2021

One two up the shoot

When you conduct a sexual practise in a sneak manner in a public area or around people.

Yo dude I just did the cheeky one two up the shoot to my girlfriend on the train.

by H0rnee t33n January 11, 2022