The Town of Crossfield

A small Central Albertan town just north of Calgary, where it is ‘cool’ to wear cowboy boots and jeans to high school, even if you live down the street from the school. It is also mandatory to drive a pickup truck with no muffler, and support Trump even if you can’t vote and do not live in America.

I used to live in the town of Crossfield, most of the people there are douchebags.

by Cooldood19 December 13, 2021

Stuck in spooky town

When you get stuck in arena 12 of clash royal cause of fags using max level e giant and mega knight

Kyle:yeah man I been stuck in spooky town for months

:chad yeah it’s from the fags right

by “the9inchboi” on play station September 19, 2022

Jo on the Town

A vigorous flicking of the wrist during masturbation.

Hi Matt, what did you do last night?
Mate, broke my wrist yesterday, no Jo on the Town for me this week!

by MAFFUeuph December 11, 2012

PJ Town

PJ Town is a cozy little community geographically located to the east of Dickdoodlesville. While this town shares some common traits with Dickdoodlesville such as unfinished projects, it differs in many ways. Most notably you will know when you have crossed over from Dickdoodlesville into PJ Town by the strict 6:00pm curfew and subsequent lights out policy. If you are travelling in PJ Town you must stop and visit the Deadson Monument. No one really knows exactly when this monument arrived but is believed to have been there since the town’s beginning. The townsfolk have been paying homage to this monument annually by throwing some parts at it and Praying.

In PJ Town Sheriff Frombie enforced a strict lights out policy at 6:00pm daily.

by Birdy604 November 11, 2021

I Broke His Balls In The Sewage Town

Absolutely roughing up a crocker in his shimmy windle

Usually takes place between midnight and 1:06AM

Bro 1: dude did you fight that kid last night?

Bro 2: yeah man I Broke His Balls In The Sewage Town

by Scrotchular January 30, 2023

Highway Town

A small town off the highway whose patronage and business are almost entirely reliant on travellers and users of the highway.

Off the interstate, Eddie found a highway town with an inn and a diner offering 24-hour service.

by Taika Afton July 13, 2022

D-town

The nickname for Dzorwulu

This guy is from D-town, that's really cool

by hi_jess January 31, 2019