shaniqua didnt liek the way tiny tim was acting, so she gave him a big puff puff the magic dragon, smoke in the face
by billyp01 September 5, 2009
Get the puff puff the magic dragon, smoke in the facemug. It's another absurd way of saying a dick which spurts out cum or sperm whichever. It's not actually purple but you get the jest.
by TequilaPrep September 15, 2009
Get the Purple Headed Yogart Slinging Dragonmug. penile euphamism: simply means penis. However the reaction when used is suprisingly better than using "cock" or other slang terms.
I asked her if she wanted to see my one eyed chineese milk dragon,
' " yeah, I'd give her the old one eyed chineese milk dragon!".
' " yeah, I'd give her the old one eyed chineese milk dragon!".
by greenradioactive March 2, 2009
Get the one eyed chineese milk dragonmug. A flaming shit that spews out of your asshole after consumption of a particularly spicy or Asian meal, which literally chars the rim of your asshole.
Nick: "How you feelin' Houston?"
Houston: "Terrible, I have 3rd degree burns from that 'Chinese New Year Dragon Fire Shit' that I took this morning!"
Nick: "Fuck dude, I hope you feel better, I hate 'Chinese New Year Dragon Fire Shits'." I had to get asshole replacement surgery last month after one of those.. Fuck China Dynasty!"
Houston: "Terrible, I have 3rd degree burns from that 'Chinese New Year Dragon Fire Shit' that I took this morning!"
Nick: "Fuck dude, I hope you feel better, I hate 'Chinese New Year Dragon Fire Shits'." I had to get asshole replacement surgery last month after one of those.. Fuck China Dynasty!"
by H Fowler July 29, 2012
Get the Chinese New Year Dragon Fire Shitmug. A sexual act where the man is in ice skates and is skating with the legs of his partner around his waist, the partner is facing down still with the legs around the guy. The the man will hoist up the partner higher in the air by the waist causing it to penetrate deeper making the partner moan or growl like a dragon.
similar to a chainsawa hardcore dance
similar to a chainsawa hardcore dance
by Charles123456 February 12, 2008
Get the double reverse sliding ice dragonmug. Drag-on. Which basically is like the word "dragging". It's pretty much another way of the deez nuts jokes.
by topsdemise June 5, 2021
Get the Dragon deez nuts across your facemug. 