A person who has consumed so much alcohol, that sometimes they act drunk without have had anything to drink.
To the astonishment of the police officers at the station, Dwayne passed the drink driving test… apparently he was a wet brain drunk.
by ItsChadwick July 18, 2023
Letting out a massive wet fart that leaves a massive stain in your pants. The fart must be hilarious.
by Radicles The Alien November 28, 2020
When your on the John boat with your two older brothers, facing opposite ways, and you all ejaculate behind you making a pretzel shaped stains on the boat.
“Went fishing with Johnny and Bobby, the fish weren’t biting and we got board so we just Mississippi wet pretzeled and went home”
by Theonewhoholdtheseptar October 19, 2023
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Copious spitting or applying another slimy substance on the earpieces of a stethoscope before a doctor puts it on.
by MelvinH October 01, 2017
When you catch your wife, a Cleveland native, committing adulterously sexual acts with your recently planted tomato plant. Instead of being angry, you proceed to have a raunchy no-limits sex fest with the plant and your wife. As your infant son watches from the window, certainly scarring him for life, you make the mother of your infant child eat wet dirt while penetrating her. After an hour of passionate lovemaking, it’s time for all participants of the ungodly genital jamboree to switch positions. Your wife is now the tomato plant, which means she needs to be buried taint-deep in dirt and spray-painted red. The tomato plant now assumes the role of the man and you will have to gaze your recently planted wife in the eyes as the stem of the tomato plant sodomizes you. At this point in the botany sex fest, you notice your teenager daughter in the window along with your infant son. You tell them its important for this family progress and continue to get pounded by the seeded tomato plant.
by Seaniebananas December 05, 2016
by ChaosR May 14, 2021