by Adapt April 04, 2008
The McDonald's secret menu item consisting of a plastic bag filled with all of the employee's spit and urine.
by DEEPFRIEDDADDY June 09, 2019
Take off boxers like you would to masturbate. Wrap both her hands on your penis shaft leaving several inches of exposed penis. Slide up half a length, slide down half a length, repeat until orgasm. A half and half pass everyday keeps the random boners away
by horny 4 heaed October 29, 2012
The point in which a male gets so close but so tired trying to jack off, they give up, blue-balling yourself. Symptoms include major ass and ball sweat. To prepare for a Half Winded Handy, make sure your fan or air con is on in the room in which you're winding it.
Dude, I tried to relief myself after class last night but all I ended up with was a Half Winded Handy and a pair of blue balls.
by Blaceph January 24, 2021
My half-great-grandnephew is a good person.
by Gtopql November 24, 2019
Fraternal twins that are conceived between one mother and two different fathers, usually at an orgy or gangbang.
by Tyrone Watson April 04, 2021