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Post Election Depression

A new disorder whereby the losing candidate of the election experiences deep depression, grieving, mental anguish, anger, hysteria, disbelief, and in some extreme cases suicidal depression or homicidal tendencies and physical assault directed towards the winning candidates, their party and its members.
Candidate Shane Bloke dived deep into Post Election Depression soon after losing the local government elections.
by Facetious is me April 22, 2020
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Mistys Misterious Frozen Poo Post

When someone is very annoying so we devise a plan to shite in a Jonny and put it in her letterbox
I’m bored , anyone fancy doing “ Mistys Misterious Frozen Poo Post “
by Gercoff February 2, 2023
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STOP POSTING

Used when you want somebody to stop posting something.
'STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US!'
by STOPPOSTINGLOL May 9, 2022
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What happens when your boyfriend cooks you a meal so good your panties hit the floor
The spaghetti a la carbonara was of such high quality she could not be blamed for the post mastication underwear migration.
by chick wowchich wow March 24, 2017
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Post Dump Clarity

The feeling of tranquility and rationality following the expulsion of excrement, especially following dumps of epic proportion.
Jared designed a new Boeing jetliner on his rapidly descending plane during his post dump clarity following an episode of extreme projectile diarrhea which tore a whole in the plane.
by PoopClubLeader November 27, 2024
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Post-Hardcore

A genre of punk rock that focuses on expanding beyond the musical boundaries of hardcore punk. Post-hardcore usually has more melodic and complex arrangements than hardcore. In other words, post-hardcore is to hardcore what post-punk is to punk.
It was pioneered in the eighties by bands like Minutemen, Naked Raygun, and the Effigies. It gained mainstream popularity along with its emo subgenre in the late '90s and early '00s, with bands like Rise Against, My Chemical Romance, and At The Drive-In.
A foundational post-hardcore record is My War by Black Flag
"Is that a The Used shirt?"
"Yeah"
"Fuck yeah, I love post-hardcore."
"Me too!"
by Cryo311 July 21, 2024
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Post Birthday Clarity

When you feel terrible after the decisions you made at your or someone else's birthday party.
Jerry: Ben yesterday at your birthday party, I ate a whole bunch of pizza and now post birthday clarity hit me hard, as I now have shat for 5 hours straight.

Ben: I did not need to know that
by Spoodigus November 14, 2022
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