HEIGHT LAW

Height law can be claimed in tandem with dibs by someone over 6'0. When someone under 5'8 claims dibs on a seat, height law can be used to allow the driver to select his choice on shotgun.

Manlet: dibs on shotgun
Lankey: height law
Driver: nah, lankey needs the extra leg room

by Helperofheight April 15, 2022

pete's law

When you misinterpret, or miss the tone of a text.

Text: Hey your wrong
Text 2: hey fuck you
Text: Pete's Law

by FoC-Judy_Hopps November 2, 2017

Boss-in-law

Your boss' boss.

My boss-in-law called me to get office to see if I would be get inside spy on my boss.

by Ugly IT Chick August 29, 2014

step-co-grandnibling-in-law

Spouse's stepgrandnibling's spouse.

step-co-grandnibling-in-law.

by Simaduria July 27, 2024

co-second-cousin-in-law

1- Spouse's second-cousin's spouse.
2- Co-2C-in-law.

My co-second-cousin-in-law is a good person.

by User655 July 25, 2021

Murphy's Law

Murphy's Law states that any female who has been blessed with the last name Murphy is considered to be attractive. This law holds true for all Murphy's.

Dude did you see that chick? I bet she is a murphy because thats a smoke. Murphy's law has once again been proven.

by BigSillyWilly222 February 9, 2018

half-sister-in-law

1- Half-sibling's wife.
2- Spouse's half-sister.

My half-sister-in-law is a good person.

by Wonbig October 13, 2021