long haired dope smokin friend of jesus

a man with long hair

yo, joe you long haired dope smokin friend of jesus ..how's i goin?

by blubber bob September 21, 2007

i said your hairs nice

a saying you can use when you say something harsh to someone and they reply with what?

jon "hey matty you ugly fucker!"
matty " what?"
jon "i said your hairs nice"
matty " oh.... alright..."

by faggerspool January 27, 2011

Crustier Than The Hairs On My Dry Butthole

Extremely bad, contemptible, or worthless

Social media is crustier than the hairs on my dry butthole

by Some rando out there December 29, 2021

a rag o' bone and a hank o' hair

An extremely emaciated individual.

Good lord, she's just a rag o' bone and a hank o' hair - a stiff wind would blow her away!

by Rod Brock September 24, 2005

finer than a frog's hair and twice as cute

Meaning to be fantastic and then some as and added complementing yourself finer then a frog's hair

How are you today? Well I'm finer than a frog's hair and twice as cute .

by Perfect person 123 December 17, 2017

Who put pubic hair on my coke?

What Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas asked Professor Anita Hill which was revealed during his easily successful Supreme Court confirmation hearing.

It’s so clear that for a man of Clarence Thomas’ stature to ask, “who put pubic hair on my coke?” is the completely harmless act of a jokester!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 05, 2023

Pre-pubescent ball hair clipping sexual

A male or female who is sexually attracted to a minors pre-pubescent ball hair clippings

Omg Quandale’s pre-pubescent ball hair clippings are so hot ima rub my roast beef to them i am Pre-pubescent ball hair clipping sexual

by bigmacniggadickcheese November 22, 2021