Sex Lotto

Sex Lotto is a term used to describe the accidental discovery of fantastic chemistry. This is a rare occurrence and is visited on a lucky few.

Dude1: Hey Dude, how was your date last night with Kate?

Dude 2: Man, it was amazing... best sex ever - I feel like I won sex lotto!

by Bazarific November 4, 2011

lemon sex

When someone tries to have sex with a lemon but their dick starts to burn because they have an STD.

I tried having lemon sex and my penis started to sting.

by Lemon job September 7, 2016

Olympic Sex

When the only thing you do is “practice” sex and finally have sex in 4 years.

Dude 1: Dude I got laid last night. Dude 2: Not me I have Olympic sex! Dude 1: Olympic sex? Dude 2: yah i’ve been practicing for 3 years now and hope to get laid by next year!

by Sambiase April 14, 2019

unrequited sex

When you've had sex with someone but for one reason or another, neither of you reached orgasm. This leaves you feeling afterwards like you haven't had sex even though you have; frequently this means you want more.

Bro 1: Dude, why are you still thinking about her, didn't you two get it on at that party a few weeks ago? Move on, man!

Bro 2: Yeah, but we got interrupted before we could finish. Unrequited sex just leaves me wanting more.

by snowscape October 9, 2011

Sex Mirror

A large mirror faced towards the bed to allow you to watch yourself have sex.

"Oh bro how many shows have you watched on your sex mirror" "Who's counting?... 37."

by Bholiday April 17, 2012

Vent Sex

Participating in fornication via relay voice messaging on Ventrilo.

"Im so fucking horny want to have vent sex?"
"Im already stroking my cock, OVER"
"Do you want me to come over?"
"Yes I want you to come! OVER"
"No, do you want me to come over? Why do you keep ending all your sentences in over?"
"Why do I keep ending all my sentences in what? OVER"

by iheartbeer December 2, 2009

crayon sex

to draw profanity all over your school homework.

Tim had crayon sex with the teacher today.

by crayonwhore August 26, 2010