merstham park school

this school has so many chavs. girls have their skirts so high their fannys are hanging out.

person 1: that girls saggy arse is hanging out

person 2: yeah she goes merstham park school.

by anonymous October 30, 2021

Pakistani Parking-Job

The sexual act of pissing while having anal sex with a woman, then shitting into your hand placing the shit into her vagina, and then throatfucking her to completion.

“Becky you won’t believe what happened last night”
“Jimmy spit on my tits then gave me a Pakistani Parking-Job”

by analbuster5000 December 7, 2022

Tinley Park Handshake

When a south-side broad you were in a relationship with, is freeloading at your place after you've already called it quits, throws a left hook and lands it below your eye.

Brad was just trying to get his stuff from his own place, when Julie gave him a Tinley Park Handshake.

by tinleyparkguy December 1, 2021

car park money

In certain parts of Belfast if something costs 2 quid it might be referred to as 'Car Park Money'... Similar to the definition of 1 quid being a Yogi and the item you are paying for being also a Yogi

Worker: That's £1.60 please
Customer: Here is 2 quid
Worker: Ah, Car Park Money

by FactcheckGuy August 24, 2017

Christchurch Adventure Park

"Bike" park located in Christchurch, New Zealand. Also called 'CAP'. One of the fucking shittest bike park to ever exist. Everything is overpriced as fuck and the trails there are next level SHIT.

I went to Christchurch Adventure Park in the weekend, couldn't feel my hands now.

by Charlie Ranga February 17, 2021

Trailer Park Lawyer

A person with no legal training or education who argues with authorities about their rights or laws using their opinions or incorrect information that has no legal legitimacy. They are often seen on reality shows like "COPS", or in viral videos ranting about "their rights" or how police can't search their car or that they have some legal right to go into their ex's house to retrieve property.

That lady was such a "Trailer Park Lawyer" when she said that she had the right to take the neighbor's moped because he took the pot plant out of her back yard!

by buzzojoe October 5, 2017

trailer park tan

A skin tone that is sometimes mistaken for a real tan, but is actually just congealed grease & dirt from not bathing.

I went to middle school with this guy who showed up every day with the same sleeveless Megadeth shirt on with unkempt hair, and he had the most glorious trailer park tan that I had ever seen. Even a power washer couldn't clean him up.

by EasyNCheesy July 11, 2020