never got me through
one single night this cold
but you know how that goes
or maybe you just really don't
one single night this cold
but you know how that goes
or maybe you just really don't
I was a loner until there were no friends left
Before someone offered me drugs, you know i was straight-edge
And everyone's quit until you offer them a cigarette
Before someone offered me drugs, you know i was straight-edge
And everyone's quit until you offer them a cigarette
by jesus tapdancing christ October 27, 2018
Get the straight-edgemug. Nolan: You did not get that girl's number
Chase: Dude, I did, straight up, bro
Jack: How'd you do on the test?
May: I straight up failed
Chase: Dude, I did, straight up, bro
Jack: How'd you do on the test?
May: I straight up failed
by Julietsos November 15, 2019
Get the Straight upmug. I'm so devastatingly straight, the fact that I'm still attracted to men is proof that sexuality is not a choice
by Erwin D'Magnificent April 17, 2021
Get the devastatingly straightmug. Someone who is “unfortunately straight” doesn’t actually like women/men and their interests, but is unfortunately sexually attracted to them.
Girl 1: What's wrong with that guy?
Girl 2: He's butthurt that I rejected him because he's unfortunately straight.
Girl 1: What does that mean?
Girl 2: It means that he is sexually attracted to a person but cares not about their interests or anything that makes them a human.
Girl 1: So he see's you as an object to satisfy his wants and needs without reciprocation?
Girl 2: Exactly.
Girl 2: He's butthurt that I rejected him because he's unfortunately straight.
Girl 1: What does that mean?
Girl 2: It means that he is sexually attracted to a person but cares not about their interests or anything that makes them a human.
Girl 1: So he see's you as an object to satisfy his wants and needs without reciprocation?
Girl 2: Exactly.
by CatWoman8696 January 9, 2024
Get the unfortunately straightmug. (as a gay man) When only straight men seem to hit on you.
OR
(as a gay man) When you only seem to have crushes on straight men.
OR
(as a gay man) When you only seem to have crushes on straight men.
by Raizkii April 14, 2025
Get the Straight Man Syndromemug. by Hellokittyemobitch July 19, 2020
Get the Straight headmug. A Homo that cannot accept that fact that he is a Homo. Could be used to describe a Lesbian, but I prefer Carpet Muncher.
Gary - "I know I haven't been with a woman in 3 years! I'm trying to find the right one!"
Shaun - "You own 58 pairs of shoes and drive a Beetle, obviously you are Straight Challenged and need to just come out"
Shaun - "You own 58 pairs of shoes and drive a Beetle, obviously you are Straight Challenged and need to just come out"
by inmijd May 31, 2011
Get the Straight Challengedmug.