sore dick

A really good deal. As in "you can't beat it"
just like a sore dick.

"Man, these dubs I just bought are a sore dick."

by CCK March 25, 2005

slap dick

a shit-for-brains who doesn't know his ass from a hole in the ground.

Rob is such a slap dick. He pissed all over his roommates key board last night.

by Pot Luck McBeer April 1, 2003

dick hickey

When a chick sucks on the side, or tip, of your dick leaving a red mark.

I dragged this chick home from the club last night but she gave me a fuking dick hickey

by BLEST24 June 7, 2007

dick weed

A person who perpetually exercises poor social judgement.

If you don't stop acting like a dickweed, I'm going to have to kick your ass.

by George March 16, 2003

Red Dicked

Getting caught in the middle of a rape.

In this weeks rapists weekly we lost one of our own, as Dr. Jain was caught red dicked with one of his patients.

by McDangerousML7 July 4, 2009

Dick Wrangler

That girl that is super flirty with you and makes you think she wants to fuck you but in reality never will so she slings her "fine ass pussy lasso" around your cock and drags you around to wherever she wants to go.

Usually a broad that has one, possibly more, hopeless dudes under the age of 22/23 just tagging along with her on her random ass paces around the club/bar.

Haha did you see that hot chick and the poor guy she brought with her that's stuck following her around the bar. Ya, stay away from that dick wrangler.

Dude we gotta stop following your friend, shes just a dick wrangler.

Wow no wonder all those girls became friends with each other over the years. They're all just a buncha fuckin dick wranglers.

by drmmrM June 6, 2009

Daiquiri Dick

Similar to whiskey dick except brought on by a small intake of colorful fruity drinks created to satisfy women. Closet homesexuals often experience this problem after drinking 2 daiquiris and attempting to put their dick in an orifice other then a man's asshole.

As Brett was unable to summon his fantasy of a hairy bear he suffered from daiquiri dick then passed on the naked girl and slept to watch gossip girl another day.

by Daiquiri Dick July 22, 2010